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koofi- koofi

1) The wanting to get a blowjob from a 90 year old British whore
2) The white little balls you cough up
3)A shake mixed with vagina juice, strawberries,cum, oysters, fecies and the pubic hair of a virgin
LIam: Yo smell this
Danny: Why would I want to smell your koofi- koofi, you know that shit smells bad
koofi- koofi by D- crazy March 4, 2008
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Koofi Smacker 

it refers to slapping a koofi, yarmulkah or other religious garb off. The disrespect is due to one's clouded religious beliefs being literally smacked off their stupid heads. 'na mean?
Jimmy Jones is that real deal Koofi smacker. Ma$e better watch out...
Koofi Smacker by Shake Dog April 17, 2005
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muslim hat, seen worn by Nas, Az
koofi by Keenan October 11, 2003

Koofi Slappa 

one who slaps kufi's, hats or anytype of head gear off of ones head as the ultimate sign of disrespect.
you see him slap his hat off? thats a koofi slappa
Koofi Slappa by Reggie Rockswell September 23, 2004
A phenomenal fellow, with a chiseled jaw, marvelous brown eyes, beautiful hair, and virtually crystalline teeth. Generally highly intelligent, ambitious, perhaps an overachiever as well. Notably black as well, generally from Ghana. Kofi is astoundingly handsome, but frequently attempts to mask it by the clothing he wears, which may not be conventionally normal or attractive.
Male: "Does that happen to be a Kofi? That would be impossible!"

Female: "Oh, it's a Kofi. Isn't he simply dreamy?"
Kofi by Pyricles April 23, 2018
When your vibin but turnin up at the same time
Brock: Yo Tyler is straight vibin on the dance floor

John: Bruh he’s straight actin KOOFY

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If John was shredding people in cod people could say he’s on that koofy shit
Koofy by DaReal.Koofy August 24, 2020

Kofi Kingston 

Man that pop for Kofi Kingston winning the title at Wrestlemania was huge