The one friend of every group who is always down to party. A kobe tang often does not keep promises to you because he is always partying. Another common trait is the kobe tang likes to lead people on to believe that there will be a party...

Often ends in failure
Jacob: Yo kobe tang, wanna party?

Kobe Tang: Sure, let's party.

Andrew: Are you sure, kobe tang

Kobe Tang: No.
by Twinkies Are Delicious August 23, 2011
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