Kneemonia

Serious knee injury needing medical intervention. Usually caused by engaging in stupid behavior whilst intoxicated.

Enrique got kneemonia from jumping off a balcony to escape the scorn of a cheated-on husband.

Or

He got kneemonia due to getting jumped by a 16 year old whilst play wrestling under the effects of alcohol.

by Fassbender February 5, 2018

kemonia

Kemonia, is usually a middle name, and means a beautiful pacific islander girl. She is loved my many, but usually has an attitude, is beautiful, strong, intellegent, outgoing, and athletic.She is an allaround perfect girl, with a beautiful name.

Guy 1: who is that beautiful girl

Guy 2: i dont know her name but she is gorgeos, ill call her kemonia.

Girl 1: i dont know but if i were guy id get that

Wow i want my middle name to be kemonia

by thrift May 14, 2015

kneegotiator

A professional "middle-ground seeker" who display his/her cute legs during yackety-yack sessions intended to settle disagreements, create mutually-palatable business-deals, etc.

Two well-known examples of kneegotiators were Daisy Duke and Pocahontas, although in both of their cases, they went a lot farther than just having "petite" pant-legs --- Catherine Bach's character wore her famous nearly-butt-baring cut-offs while persuading the Hazzard-County officials to go easier on her uncle and cousins, and the historic Native-beauty chick would actually show up stark-naked when she went to assist the colonists or hold diplomatic talks with them.

by QuacksO January 20, 2025