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A way of pleasuring a penis by oral sex. usually slow and teasing, involving pressing hands and only the tongue. once thought to be the name of a porn star. this style of oral sex is usually directed to the group of people that are more turned on by gentle slow touches
She has a very Klixen way of touching me there......there in my notty square
Klixen by GabenTheThird December 12, 2014
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Kliensack 

An individual who's day revolves around doing nothing, just fucking around, it's productive part of the day includes materbating and groking people for their food.
Mo: yo dude did you fold your laundry yet?
Jay: nah I'm gonna do it tomorrow

Mo: you're such a kliensack
Kliensack by Muthafuckenayyy December 10, 2017
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He is a dependable friend who is always there when you need a comfort. He is always hiding his problems and pain with his smile. You can call him a jerk but he is loyal to you. He is a happy person. He can forgive you even though it's your fault.
Klien is joyful today!
Klien by anonymous June 7, 2021

Klien-a-bitch 

when you hit someone with your car
Woah! Watch the road you don't want to Eric Klien-a-bitch
Powerful IRC client, with multi server and flexible scripting languages

flexible, powerful, scripting, IRC
I've been using Klient to chat on IRC. why aren't you?
Klient by Lasalas February 9, 2003

Klimentov 

A great friend who usually is quite funny most off the time, but when it is of utmost importance will change and give great consul and will always be there for his friends no matter what the situation is.
Person 1: "Yo, who is that guy, he's hilarious."

Person 2: "Oh him, that's mike, yeah he's funny but he's really a Klimentov."

Person 1: " A Klimentov! Wow, what a good guy."
Klimentov by JEC angel September 30, 2009
A woman who intrigues you to point that you have other options but to buy her dinner and pet her as she meows the night away. She's not a kitten, or a vixen, but a kixen
Brendan was walking down the street one day, when a kixen was spotted. We found brendan two days later, in his room, crying tears of joy.
Kixen by MeowTheDon February 18, 2009
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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