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Is a term that originates from the ghettoes of Kampala City started by Local artist Bobi Wine to mean someone or something that has one of or combinations of "hot air", overrated, pretencious, fake, a sham, unreal, telling open lies, using other peoples property to pose as your own.. the list goes on...
Joshs new super home theatre is just "kiwani" the damn thing cant even play mp3's
Kiwani by Wilo-2k August 27, 2009
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Kiwani Syndrome 

The 'kiwani syndrome' is a rare and extremely dangerous disease. The clear signs of this syndrome are the following; extreme restardenes, loud screaming at random times, no kind of awareness, being bad at games and one must be ginger to obtain this syndrome. When in the state of "playing overwatch" the syndrome can be dangerous for humans inside a 30 meter radius. The syndrome is easily obtained. Avoid infected cunts at all time for your own safety.
The kiwani syndrome will fuck u up.
Kiwani Syndrome by MacOssi March 19, 2020
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A girl who is not scared to expose there silly side, but is a kind loving person, and loves the water! She always has your back no matter what happens. Lots of boys like her because of her beauty and personality.
“Who is that? She’s fine” says Brad. “That’s kiani” says Nicole.
the most amazing girl ever, she's the easiest to fall in love with and her eyes are so dark yet thier brown and if you look in them you could see the brown and it amazes you.... kwanita is a true person and honest and kind and if you know anyone one with this name and sounds like this, she might be the girl that you fall in love with and i fell in with a kwanita just like this.....
kwanita is awesome.
Kwanita by In.love.Loser. April 13, 2010
A true lady. A Queen whom wears a crown of wisdom, intellect, compassion, loyalty, honesty and love. A lover of love and need to feel loved or admired. A seductive charmer who lives each relationship with full passion and commitment. Mostly you are an example of loyalty and stability, seeking out the good in every situation. A nurture, family oriented, prioritizes.
Extreme in fortune, health and spirituality, . You are very versatile, idealistic and intuitive. You either enjoy great success and are a true survivor of abject misery. A woman who is kind hearted, forgiving and empathetic, finds peace in service to others. Leadership abilities are used for humanity and not for self-glorification. You are intuitive and seeking freedom, opportunities to enjoy life: to make love, to go places and to do things. You are very adventurous and willing to take risk to achieve your objectives. You are honest and fair, because you know that this is the only way to receive justice and honesty from other people. Personal growth is vital as well as seeing others flourish. A calm yet restless spirit keeps you motivated toward success and perfection.

Peaceful, harmonious, like a zephyr wind, however if pushed to far can be encountered as a ragging sea, seemingly a storm without end.

Raised on “Old Fashion” morals you Value the Golden Rule, and exemplify it to the best of your ability. You are confident, elegant and organization is your friend.
Did you see how calm Kiwana remained.

Kiwana is a true believer and radiates pure love.
Kiwana by LADY ELEGANCE December 21, 2016
When too much kiwi l00b has been applied to URANUS.
"Hey, open your anus."
"What're you talking about?"
"Your AYY-NUSS."
"Oh, ANUS. I don't have an anus, I have a KIWANUS. Mainly because I love kiwi l00b."
Kiwanus by AHERN April 17, 2008
Japanese term for "ultimate" and/or "extreme".

Came to be used for the meaning of the highest place.

{I'm high and watched too much Kamen Rider Gaim. Got a problem'ere m8?}
"Well, isn't this a kiwami situation.." (an extreme)
"This is my kiwami hissatsu!" (ultimate finisher)
kiwami by LunarEdge7 October 19, 2015
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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