Kite-Flying Parents 

Back-to-the-earth parents who would rather their children find creative ways to express themselves than play competitive sports like soccer.

Kite-Flying Parents think that painting the top of an umbrella with festive finger paints or making bird feeders out of pinecones and peanut butter are activities that are better suited for children.

Kite-Flying Parents by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004