Kitchen Gun

An extremely rare weapon that can only be obtained by Derek Bum, which has the ability to instantly clean any surface that it is shot at. However, any object that is shot with the kitchen gun will either be partially or entirely destroyed.

Say goodbye to daily stains and dirty surfaces with new kitchen gun!

Kitchen Gun by [LAN CORD EJECTED] July 21, 2020

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Kitchen Gun

Stand name: Kitchen Gun
Stand user: Derek Bum
Description: The user can fire at a dirty object to make it clean. But the object would probably be destroyed

I LOVE YOU KITCHEN GUN! *kiss*

Kitchen Gun by stsgsjgartRayxRatydaszdwgks October 14, 2020

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kitchen gun

An unintelligent man magically cleaning and destroying everything in a kitchen, all the while he grins about it and the woman who owns the kitchen is now sobbing.

EX: Bang bang bang! I love you Kitchen Gun!

kitchen gun by Mr.DuckyWhales October 4, 2017

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Kitchen Gun

A gun that look like a Beretta m9 handgun that looks like its been dipped in chrome and can clean any dirty kitchen surface however it will destroy any thing it cleans

Hi i'm Derek bum and this is kitchen gun

Kitchen Gun by Haywire___ December 4, 2020

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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