Kitchen Gun

An extremely rare weapon that can only be obtained by Derek Bum, which has the ability to instantly clean any surface that it is shot at. However, any object that is shot with the kitchen gun will either be partially or entirely destroyed.

Say goodbye to daily stains and dirty surfaces with new kitchen gun!

Kitchen Gun by [LAN CORD EJECTED] July 21, 2020

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Kitchen Gun

Stand name: Kitchen Gun
Stand user: Derek Bum
Description: The user can fire at a dirty object to make it clean. But the object would probably be destroyed

I LOVE YOU KITCHEN GUN! *kiss*

Kitchen Gun by stsgsjgartRayxRatydaszdwgks October 14, 2020

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kitchen gun

An unintelligent man magically cleaning and destroying everything in a kitchen, all the while he grins about it and the woman who owns the kitchen is now sobbing.

EX: Bang bang bang! I love you Kitchen Gun!

kitchen gun by Mr.DuckyWhales October 4, 2017

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Kitchen Gun

A gun that look like a Beretta m9 handgun that looks like its been dipped in chrome and can clean any dirty kitchen surface however it will destroy any thing it cleans

Hi i'm Derek bum and this is kitchen gun

Kitchen Gun by Haywire___ December 4, 2020

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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