King Ding-a-Ling

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King Ding-a-Ling is THE MAN. The man who not only has the exceptionally large penis, but also (and most importantly) possesses the knowledge & skill to use it properly.

There's no need to cry over a man... unless he's King Ding-a-Ling with the 12" swing.

King Ding-a-Ling by little miss aura December 28, 2005

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King Ding-a-Ling

a BIG penis

You got King Ding-a-Ling

King Ding-a-Ling by Janay March 28, 2004

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see supa suga

Supa suga is the king ding-a-ling nigga.

king ding-a-ling by gonzo June 30, 2004

King Ding-a-ling

A guy who is considered a stud, a top shelf pick, the one who is running things.

After I sex my girl really good, I feel like King Ding-a-ling

King Ding-a-ling by Amschel September 6, 2025

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king ding a ling

a king ding a ling IS NOT jack kennedy

wow he has a king ding a ling, can’t be jack kennedy

king ding a ling by isoldheroininireland February 9, 2025

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Ding-a-ling king

The baddest bootleg muthafucka around

Y'all wanna get down with the ding-a-ling king you gotta work for it

Ding-a-ling king by Ding-a-ling king May 8, 2014

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King ding-aling

A person who's so far up their own ass they think the sun shines out of it

You're not king ding-aling!

King ding-aling by Smb1995 February 24, 2019

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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