You can find this creature lurking around ditches and dirty swomps on the side of highways and rural range roads. Surprisingly enough if you encounter this sloth like troll you will most likely receive a decent rim job followed by and average young dart.
Bro I was walking home from the bar and ran into Kim Ashton crawling out of the ditch. Ate my assignment for an hour!
by Kdanger March 22, 2017
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