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a lying two faced two timing cheating cunt, as a boyfriend hes crap and has an exceptionally small penis. thinks hes fit as fuck when in fact he couldnt get laid if there was a full road crew waiting with a lorry load of tarmac
Hey im kilbey and i stare in the mirror all day ollie kilbs
Kilbey by outtogetyou October 1, 2012
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Tim Kiley 

A guy who likes sea Manatees and is also a unicorn master, He can summon fire and dance like no other a bad ass in anyones book if there book were to read look at that guy over there he is a hippie hatin, manatee sexin, unicorn master, dancing fool

Also someone who loves to play Dungeons and Dragons and when ever he rolls the dice he yells LIVE ACTION even thought this is not proper game etiquette
After I roll my 12 sided dice in our Dungeons and Dragons game I will use my Tim Kiley to kill all of your Level 3 Orcs.

That guy sure can Tim Kiley on the Dance floor.
Tim Kiley by HellBorn November 28, 2012
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Kilby Girl 

A quirky girl with a killer aesthetic that belongs to a niche subculture born within the conservative landscape of Utah. Not straight, a little unhinged, deeply depressed and outcast from society, the only time she feels alive is when she's at a Kilby Court concert. For her live music is a top priority she will gladly spend her last 10$ on a concert ticket even if she doesn't know the bands. She's able to name more local bands than mainstream bands and her playlists are fire. Her Instagram story will always have her Spotify music posted and she apologizes for it too often. She's often adorned with multiple piercings, some weed, and cigarette perfume. The clothes she wears can't be found in a department store, she only thrifts.
Guy 1: What would your Mormon parents say if you brought home a Kilby Girl!
Guy 2: Your right I should break up with her I cant afford going to 4 shows a week anyways.
Kilby Girl by Chloe1337 December 7, 2022
Cute, smart, funny, amazing girl with a nice personality. She has the cutest smile and the most adorable laugh. She always puts other people before herself. She always knows what to say and she will be your bestfriend. Her eyes are gorgeous and you will fall in love with her once you look into them. She is a strong individual and never gives up no matter how hard it is. She will put a smile on your face
My girlfriend Kiley is the best thing that has ever happened to me.
Kiley by Kevinloveskiley January 14, 2013
Kiley is a kind, loyal, smart, fun and careless. She has the best friends she is respectful to everyone. She is beautiful inside and out. She stays strong through tough times.
You are amazing, your name must be kiley.
Kiley by 223739 August 6, 2016
She is beautiful and outgoing in every way. She is loud and creative. She is kind and considerate, and athletic too! She has many friends who love her and complete her life. She is the person to hang out with. She does right to every person she meets, and is very trustworthy.
Kiley is the friend to have.
Kiley by piggyporker13 November 25, 2014
A girl who cares about everyone one around her. She cries a lot but doesn't tell anyone because she doesn’t want them to feel bad for her. She goes through a lot at home but acts like everything is fine all the time because she doesn’t want people feeling sorry for her. She is outgoing and tries her best to keep a smile on her face and everybody else’s. She doesn’t really have anyone close to her that she talks to about everything, and she prefers to be alone then with other people. She acts happy, but is really broken.
Did you hear about Kiley crying in the hall way? Yea I was surprised to.
Kiley by Kiley Workman June 4, 2019
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