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a type of person who can adapt to lifes urban settings like a chameleion and sucessfully blend in so well they advance highly. Or people who can do things that make people question the possibility of what they done
Guy1;"yo homie that guy must be a Kifner" i bet he could walk into the casino and walk out with the deed to it."
Guy2:
"yeah last week i saw another Kifner workin at walmart and he got promoted to store manager in 3 weeks"

Guy3:"isnt that impossible?"

Guy:1 "nah man my girl is a kifner because she went to the bank with 5 bucks and walked out with 200"

Guy2:" wow i wish i knew how them kifners do it...my buddy dog is a kifner..he locked it in the batroom and it was in the living room 10 minutes later.

NARRATOR:
Kifners practicly magicians
Kifner by darlingzee July 22, 2010
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Kufnered 

To be screwed over, weasled, or shamboozled by a jackass.
"Someone stole your laptop last night?"
"Yeah dude, I got kufnered so hard."
Kufnered by Nachosupremos November 5, 2012
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otto kufner 

a cool man who lovees his vodka and bitches. some times called an OK where you get shitfaced drunk and have many bitches around.
fuck man, i totally pulled a otto kufner yesterday.
otto kufner by Da Zohan007 June 30, 2010
French verb to say that you love someone or something... It's a word mostly used by teenagers.
Je kiff cette meuf ! (I love this girl)
kiffer by LodLuT January 10, 2004

Kinereth 

the most loving girl u will ever meet she is rlly nice and pretty although she is taken and most guys like her. she makes everyone feel like they r a art of the group and nobody feels left out with her. she is so pretty and skinny and a great person to talk to.
kylie:omg is that kinereth.
Lora: yeah she is so pretty i wish i was her.
Kinereth by itsdaissssy January 4, 2018
A person with abnormally large lips. Which usually effect their speech.
That kizner over there needs a lip reduction surgery.
kizner by TheNewWordOrder June 23, 2011

Kinerdered 

The act of getting kidnapped and then murdered. Typically used as a half-joking warning.
Don't go into the creepy forest by yourself, it looks like a place where you'd get kinerdered.
Kinerdered by Logska February 6, 2022
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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