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Small dog or miniature dog which will incessantly bark at any new people or strange object. The annoyance will typically trigger a field-goal like response from the closest persons dominant leg.
Jenny's new dog wont stop barking at me, its becoming so annoying, all I hear when it barks is kickme, kickme.

Bob's miniature poodle is a kickme, it barks at everything and everyone.
by bozajeski February 08, 2010
Happy St. Patties Day!
A sign, usually a Post-it, put on someone's back that says "Kick Me." People may take it off and show it to the victim, or kick the person. Often varied with "Kick my ass," "I'm a retard," etc.
Tony kept wondering why everyone was kicking him... then he found the "Kick Me" sign on his back that Jose had left.
by Triple Seven December 04, 2008
Happy St. Patties Day!