Small dog or miniature dog which will incessantly bark at any new people or strange object. The annoyance will typically trigger a field-goal like response from the closest persons dominant leg.
Jenny's new dog wont stop barking at me, its becoming so annoying, all I hear when it barks is kickme, kickme.

Bob's miniature poodle is a kickme, it barks at everything and everyone.
by bozajeski February 9, 2010
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