kick the baby

A simple yet hilarious routine from South Park, originating in the first episode in which Kyle kicks his adopted Canadian brother like a football.

Kyle: Ready Ike? Kick the baby!
Ike: Don't kick the baby.
Kyle: Kick the baby!
*punts Ike*

by MarshoTripps August 17, 2009

kick a baby

when you are so mad you could kick a baby

im so mad i could kick a baby or something tiny and cute

by Cdawg5437 August 15, 2007

Kick your babies

A empty threat spit out when so angery you do not speak propurly creating nonsense.

Guy one: Red wings suck
Guy two: Well well! Kick your babies!

by Rondore lord of hos March 20, 2010

Dry kick a baby in the soft spot

When u are so angry you are willing to locate an innocent baby,finding and marking it's soft spot then after placing it appropriately kicking said baby in the well marked soft spot with all the strength you can muster.

When I found out that guy ripped me off and I wasn't getting my dope I was so angry I wanted to dry kick a baby in the soft spot!! Fucking goof!!!

by PRINCESS NUT BUCKET October 03, 2022

National kick Babies day

Every 11th of January you maybe kick any baby without getting arrested

It's National kick Babies day
Approach the baby kick the baby, baby goes '' ahhhh''.

by D3n1ss January 02, 2021

National Kick Babies Day

The one and only day you can kick babies with out geting arrested.

kick the baby. is on march 2
kick every baby you see

"todays national kick babies day. do you wanna go kick some babies with me?"
"sure!"

by Brownywastaken January 22, 2025