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Khamual describes any atheist douchebag who goes around trying to act intelligent but just comes off as a prick who fails all the time. Also describes any disturbed person who wears sunglasses while shaking their head left to right as they play Lord of the Rings and wank of to Frodo whilst simultaneously shouting out, "Pwn me butthorn, you're my worst nightmare!"

So named after a user on a forum that is now defunct.
Guy1: "God help us! It's a Khamaul!"

Guy2: (Shoots himself)

The Khamaul: Hey guys what up? I walk past that ice cream shop and gave the man in there a scary look! He looked scared! That'll teach him to bumfuck me!"

Guy1:(Prays to God) "Please God kill me!" (A huge rock from nowhere lands on Guy1 answering his pray)

The Khamaul: "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! What up?"
Khamaul by RationalTruth August 28, 2014
Words you can keep
Khamal is sweet,funny,caring,loving,intelligent,out going,handsome,romantic,corny and mine. He's one in a million and stands out. He is obessed with sports,especially basketball. He has ALOT of confidence in himself and thinks he's a thug around here. He can get whatever he wants if he sets his mind to it. He's loyal to his friends and love his girlfriend.
Khamal, ALOT, corny, million, confidence
Khamal by BlowTrees January 8, 2012
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Khamarli 

It’s Only One Khamarli On The Planet …. Just Know He’s A Guy That Make The Bitches Wanna Say Hi !
I seen Khamarli speeding in that Benz
Khamarli by Heymanyaknow November 23, 2021
A boyfriend that you reallly did love, but veryy confusing guy who likes to lie and cheat on there SEXY girlfriends who love them veryy much, but doesnt see it.
That kamaul dumped my last night.
Kamaul by his sexxxxy EX-girlfriend December 9, 2008
The word "Kamaul" is originally Arabic and it means perfection; also may be used as an abbreviation of Kamaul addin. In Persian it means "beauty, perfection, excellence, completion, utmost level".
You are Kamaul in every aspect.
A funny, crazy, awesome , girl typically known as the loner, but shows her true nature upfront if her friends, always ends up falling for one of her guy friends.
"Wow look at her she's such a Kamaula."

"I would love to have a Kamaula as a friend."
kamaula by gokuguy1054 July 14, 2016
One of the prettiest girls in the world
Hey Khamaly
Khamaly by Kspain100 June 5, 2018
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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