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A term for someone who is a loser, but doesn't realize it. They are the person in high school that nobody likes, but nobody has the balls to tell. They typically do stupid things like pour out their heart and soul on the internet, get cut from track, and feebly try to hook up with a girl 3 years younger than himself, to no avail. Also characterized by smothering his "friends" (those who are too kindhearted to cast him away outright) with asinine facebook posts, spreading his unpopularity like malignant tumors.

It is a sad existence, because there is nothing actually wrong with them, they are just so socially inept that they contaminate everyone they talk to, and are living in denial of this fact. They'll probably go off to some college and live happy, productive lives, assuming they learn what conversation topics are and aren't appropriate, and learn the definition of "smothering."
Person 1) Jeez! He got cut from track and rejected by 6 different women in the same day!

Person 2) Yeah, he's such a Kgor! I wish he'd leave us alone! SHIT, HERE HE COMES!

Kgor: HIIIIII BESTIES! How do you hook up with hot girls?

Persons 1 and 2)

-_-
Kgor by Maloney Baloney March 4, 2011
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k-gor-in-ajay-ajay-uhr-raun

Tribal ritual dance hymn I can’t get out my head going on and on over and over out my mind. Every word is a painful death dagger stabbing my brain

KILL ME NOW! 🙏🏻🥺🙏🏻 KILL ME NOW!
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Related Words
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008