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A term for someone who is a loser, but doesn't realize it. They are the person in high school that nobody likes, but nobody has the balls to tell. They typically do stupid things like pour out their heart and soul on the internet, get cut from track, and feebly try to hook up with a girl 3 years younger than himself, to no avail. Also characterized by smothering his "friends" (those who are too kindhearted to cast him away outright) with asinine facebook posts, spreading his unpopularity like malignant tumors.

It is a sad existence, because there is nothing actually wrong with them, they are just so socially inept that they contaminate everyone they talk to, and are living in denial of this fact. They'll probably go off to some college and live happy, productive lives, assuming they learn what conversation topics are and aren't appropriate, and learn the definition of "smothering."
Person 1) Jeez! He got cut from track and rejected by 6 different women in the same day!

Person 2) Yeah, he's such a Kgor! I wish he'd leave us alone! SHIT, HERE HE COMES!

Kgor: HIIIIII BESTIES! How do you hook up with hot girls?

Persons 1 and 2)

by Maloney Baloney February 17, 2011
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A celebrity free pass is an agreement between you and your significant other that if you meet said celebrity and there is an opportunity to sleep with them, your partner cannot get mad at you for doing so because you had agreed before hand that this person was your celebrity free pass. It is ideal if both of you in the relationship choose a celebrity free pass so that the playing field is even.
Julia met Drake at a bar, and hooked up with him, knowing that her significant other could not be mad at her, because Drake was her celebrity free pass.
by gingerale011 March 25, 2011
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