Keith Olbermann

host of Countdown. Unlike Bill O'reilly (also known as Bill-O the clownt), Keith does not make up "facts" to support his views. Also, he can be considered the factual counterpart to Bill O'reilly. One of his best segments is World's Worst Person. (Note: He is very dramatic, look up SNL's parody of Keith Olbermann)

On many occasions he calls politicians to resign. On rare occasions he has a segment called "Special Commentary". It's very insightful and FACTUAL.

Considered the best of the best of NBC and factual news network.

"Hey, stop trying to be like Keith Olberman with your parents, just lie man"

"Why are you always calling people to resign", says a friend
"Because they are hypocrites and are wrong, man" says the other friend
"I don't care man, stop trying to be like Keith Olbermann" says the friend.

"I don't like that Keith Olbermann", says O'reilly
"why?" says a conservative talking head
"because he's always saying the truth, makes me want to be a liberal, as a conservative I'm tired of making things up, too much work" says O'reilly

by Intellectualone July 9, 2009

The Kieth Olberman Shuffle

When you take thumbtacks, place them as deep as possible into a girls ass skin (to stimulate the never endings of course) meanwhile, you are beating the pussy up with a rolled up news paper until the bleeding lubricates it naturally. When she is close to passed out call her a slut, cut her head off with a chainsaw and put it on a tiki pole. Grab your best Indian outfit and do a sacrificial dance around the pole while sacrificing a live sheep. This is followed by an anal rape session.

Did you throw away the paper honey? i would love to do The Kieth Olberman Shuffle tonight.

by DREKKKKKKKKKKKKK March 8, 2011