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Keith Keith

The act of a person having sexual intercourse with curtains.
Man 1: "I'm going to the pub tonight, you up for it?"
Man 2: "Nah i just got a new set of curtains so i'm gonna be doing the old keith keith tonight."
by HeresChrisy November 25, 2007
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May 23 is the appreciate Keith day. On this day we give all of our love to this one specific Keith called keith.i.guess_

You should buy him everything he wants on this day, and praise him all day. WE LOVE OUR RIDDLER STRIDER BATEMAN! <3
Hey did you know its the keith.i.guess day? You should praise him and give him attention today.
Yeah its May 23 Appreciate Keith day (keith.i.guess_) !
by viioal May 23, 2022
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Pulling a Keith

When you try to talk to someone and the other person is frequently about to to head out or about to do something else and appears to be avoiding the conversation; this person is pulling a keith.
You: Hey, what's up man? Want to catch up on things real quick?

Friend: Hey man, sorry I'm about to head in the shower then to the gym tonight.

You: Oh okay man...you don't even have like two minutes?

Friend: Not really, I was just about to get off the computer

A few moments later...

Other friend: Hey, so is Joey around to chat?

You: No, he is pulling a keith again.

Other friend: Sigh..again?
by Jerry1986 July 27, 2012
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Keith Richards

A highly superior being who created the entire universe billions of years ago. He is also the lead guitarist for The Rolling Stones. Keith Richards did pretty much every drug ever created and is still alive, therefor he is immortal. He is one of 3 immortals in the world. Cher and Ozzy Osbourne are immortal as well and accompanied Keith Richards while creating the universe.
Keith Richards, that guy that doesn't die.
by Tentacle Lovins' August 4, 2019
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Keith

Keith, a guy with strong emotions.

Someone who is there for you through everything. He's usually enclosing his feelings, until you get to know him, he's very smart, but not very determined. Usually plays video games. Very loyal. Strange sense of humor, but very funny. His laugh and his smile could brighten your day. He can warm your heart up with his words. If it come to his significant other he treats them with respect and let's them make decisions even if they don't want to. He's very opinionated and open. He worries alot and does everything he can to make sure you're okay. He's a kind, loving, caring person and deserves all the love in the world. If you find a Keith never let him go. He is far too priceless..
I love Keith.. so much..
by Whythooooooooo July 9, 2018
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The Keith Lee Effect

Popular and kind TikTok food reviewer, decider of restaurant fates.
A: "I watched Keith's video promoting small restaurant and it got pretty popular!"
B: "That's the Keith Lee effect for you."
by terribly_innaccurate March 11, 2023
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