Keenan M 

girl in memorial skool who is pretty/hot she got big ass and big tittys her asssss is HUGE!!!!!!!!! it like ghetto she aint as hot as emily silk tho WOAHH!!!

but they both give me boners

yo look at her ass boy
yo its keenan other boy

Keenan M by 986jdhkfdglsdfg March 24, 2005

Keenan M 

Keenan is a fat ugly loser in medford who lies about everything and makes up rumors that people know aren't true. Keenan is really lame because she put her self on this site and pretended it was someone else. . .like anyone wold say that about her I feel kind of bad for her since she's so pathetic she's willing to lose her best friend (the only who acctually liked her) for emily who by the way hates you now! haha because YOU'RE A FAT DYKEY LOSER!

Me: I feel kinda bad that she cried

Buddy:O don't worry, I think she was crying because she has a pig nose

Boy:Yea keenan's a big fat rabit, WITH A PIG NOSE!--Ben

Keenan M by suckitbiotch April 29, 2005

maynard james keenan 

Lead singer of bands: Tool and A Perfect Circle. very talented, perhaps one of the best rock vocalists ever, and writes some really deep lyrics as well. While many complain that he doesnt appreciate his fans, he claims that he doesnt want to hear millions of people constantly praising his work because he thinks it will eventually make him and the band lazy and discontinue to produce the top quality music they do and slump down to being a mediocre band. but he is appreciative if you pay attention, if you ever goto concerts thats usually where he takes a little time to thank the fans. i went to one in New York and he stated, "sometimes we forget why we do this. theres so much bullshit in this business. so thank you for reminding us tonight why we do this"

Maynard James Keenan

maynard james keenan by Dan January 14, 2005

maynard james keenan 

The best artist bar none. Maynard
combines a powerful lyrical set with
harmonicly chilling vocals. An amazing
artist.

example.... ?

maynard james keenan by glaive December 27, 2003

Maynard James Keenan 

One of modern/progressive rocks most influential singer and songwriters.

Moving lyrics, belted or mourned,that shatter everything you were "made " to believe as a child. Open and heal.Open as grasp your life.

Maynard James Keenan by Mikey- Lou May 14, 2004

Maynard James Keenan 

enigmatic, ethereal being whose voice resonates within the souls of the wounded

You will never be as good as Maynard James Keenan.

Maynard James Keenan by Lauren April 12, 2004

Maynard James Keenan 

The best singer in Modern Rock today. He fronts the bands "Tool" and "A Perfect Circle". His lyrics are deep and thought provoking and his vocals are desperately chilling.

"I know the pieces fit, 'cause I watched them fall away"

Maynard James Keenan by Diminishedtobe March 17, 2005