Kazuya (common written as 和也, 和矢, or 和哉 in 漢字 and alternatively as かずや in ひらがな and カズヤ in カタカナ) is a masculine Japanese name, meaning 'peaceful
one', '
harmony', and/or 'to be'. Ironically, the meaning of the name Kazuya is the exact opposite of the character Kazuya Mishima from the
Tekken series, which is often accredited as the most notorious use of the name.
Informally speaking, Kazuya is a (mostly)
single-gendered (masculine) subspecies of homo sapien sapiens that harbor mild to moderate addictions to gaming. As a result, the Kazuya'
s natural habitat is any jungle of electrical wires, especially those that concern audio or video input. Distinctive behavioral traits of the Kazuya include spontaneous randomness and an absurd fetish for the butchering of
words. However, contrary to common belief, Kazuyas are not socially
awkward but in fact very well-versed in not only Guyspeak, but the language of love as well (alternatively known as flirting, kissing, and other romance-y and/or couple-y things). All in all, Kazuyas are very interesting and are a suggested area of
study for those interested in the male
gender. Suggested methods of study include excessive midnight conversations (as Kazuyas are most active then) and experimental (but preferably protected) sex, among other things.
Kazuya is
adorable, appealing, attractive, charming,
cute, good-looking, gorgeous,
handsome, hot, kissable, pulchritudinous, sensuous, sexy, and voluptuous; he is also my boyfriend (and not yours).
