Kazper

Kazper Jayden Sisco: KJS for short.
apparently one of the most popular kids at his school.
girls are all over him since he's probably the most
gay yet straight kid you will ever meet. he's an internet whore and has a penpal named stephanie from second grade. he can be anyones friend except if you make him mad which is like never. cause serisly whenever he yells he starts to laugh in the middle so its like so stupid.

Girl Fan 1: OMFG kazper your hair is so sexy.
Kazper: OOOOH. you really think so? cause i was thinking if i brushed my hair towards the other way a bit more, it would be much more AH-DORABLE!@#@!

by yourstrulynikki May 7, 2008

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Kazper

Is someone that's damn near invisible to others. People forget they are there until they say something. Almost ghost like in mannerisms. As in like Casper the friendly ghost but not an actual ghost

She such a kazper, I never even notice her until she speaks up out of nowhere.

by DaneUnwanted August 22, 2022

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Kappersbandje

Mocking nickname for musical bands who make their appearance on mainstream talk-shows. Over acting, copying the style of populair British & US bands, excessive attention to style, fashion & hair do, and poor musical skills are typical for these type of bands.

The tv-host just asked for a round of applause for yet another kappersbandje.

by Sneb October 29, 2012

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Kaeperpekpek

What Filipinos who hate the 49ers, call Niners quarterback Colin Kaepernick. Pek pek means pussy in Tagalog.

If we can't stop Kaeperpekpek on this drive, we are going to lose the Super Bowl!

by Extra Mayo February 9, 2013

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kaspered

Consecutively double faulting three or more times during a game of tennis. May also refer to a number of variants all involving failure during a game of doubles specifically - repeatedly slamming easy balls into the net, awkwardly jumping in the way of a team mates ball and instigating an uncoordinated unforced error, missing the ball entirely, or performing a poor man's version of the Van Damme splits while sliding and then holding the general lower back region.

This is accompanied by profuse swearing (usually in the form of an f-bomb), complaining, and/or blaming inanimate objects and non-existant environmental factors such as 'the wind'. These factors (and others such as breaking things and wiring things up wrong) inherently exist regardless of whether there is a tennis game going on, yet they are an essential component to truly Kaspering something.

(After someone unnecessarily jumps in, and rather poorly, does something that you had covered and were all over): "Wow, you sure Kaspered that one!"

Person 1: "Dude, the server's not working."
Person 2: "Yeah, it's been Kaspered".

(After someone excessively complains about something, for example, complaining the whole way while running 10km): "You sir, are the Kasper of running".

by coneman March 25, 2013

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