Katawna

Katawna is a name as unique as the person who has it.

Someone who smiles when there are no reasons left to, who proves to the world that they are tough, even if they may not completely believe it themselves, who is as crazy and spontaneous as a fire with gasoline, who devotes every part of them to other people, because the ones they love are more important than themselves, who needs someone to cuddle with an a rainy day, who makes up their own language and words, because life is better that way, who just looks so desperately for the place they belong, who will continue to work their ASS off just to prove to everyone else how strong they already KNOW they are! Who is the type of best friend, and person, you will never find in anyone else.

Katawna skipped work so we could cry to some sad movies together, right after we told that douche-bag to fuck off!

I wouldn't have ever lived to tell the story without Katawna driving her drunk ass, and my stoned ass, magically to the gas station.

by alysciarenee October 18, 2011

Katawa dick

A name given to the effect of popular visual novel Katawa Shoujo on one's sexual feelings. Guys often download the game, expecting some fappable material, but are then affected by the feels and lose their sexual appetite. At its most extreme, this is a temporary form of erectile dysfunction. Rin's route is a good way to achieve this.

"He downloaded the game looking for a cheap sexual thrill, but then he got that Katawa dick, and he wasn't fapping for a long time after."

by korskfan September 13, 2014

Andrew's katana

Andrew's Katana states that, for each intelligent person in a room, a person of opposite intelligence and one order of magnitude louder must also exist.

"Quite frankly, I disagree with him on a number of economic policies and-"
"TRUMP 0 16!!!!!!!"
-Andrew's Katana in action

by millsad November 8, 2015

Katanatard

A person who unquestioningly believes any (or possibly every) myth, no matter how incredulous, about the cutting power, efficiency, design, manufacture, materials (typically the steel) and other attributes of the katana (whether an artifact or a replica), especially in the hands of a samurai, ninja or some other action hero. Typically, the katanatard will also feel the need to make similar extravagant claims him/herself to everyone else (especially any skeptics), in spite of a typically superficial knowledge at best of militaria and military history. Often also a japanophile, sometimes also an otaku, and possibly, but not necessarily, also someone with a sexual fetish for the katana.

Origin: Blend of "katana" and "retard", probably modeled on "fucktard" and similar words with -tard as the second element.

I heard this one guy on the boards go: "European plate armor? That's the best you can do? Please. An Edo-Period katana could cleave a Sherman Tank in two." Damn katanatards these days...

by Causal Object of Gamer Desire September 19, 2009

Chainsaw Katana

The most powerful weapon in all existence. It has been known to cause multiple emotions in humans, the two most common being fear and sexual desire. It is thought that chuck norris himself crafted this destroyer of worlds. Photographs and drawings of the divine weapon must have an explosion photo shopped in the background so that the paper doesn't burn up from the awesomeness.

Man 1: Did you hear about that planet exploding the other day?
Man 2: Yeah, must have been a Chainsaw Katana

by joeydud15 August 30, 2013

Katana Cultist

Someone who thinks the katana is the ultimate weapon, unbeatable by any other sword. Also call Kanata Fanbois.

"Dude look what I got! It's a combat ready katana! Imma win for sure now!"
"I never had you pegged for a Katana Cultist, get that out of here."

by Nilgodmode January 21, 2015

katana zero

A game about a dude with a samurai sword killin a bunch of bad guys while on steroids.

Katana Zero is Hotline Sekiro that's also the great great great great grandchild of John Wick and Max Payne

by CrossEdgeX7 April 2, 2020