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A Kasven is a slightly stupid but gorgeous human being. She’s always there for you when you need her and always helps you get through tough times. She’s very beautiful and every guy wishes he could be her boyfriend. She’s very wild in bed and knows how to make every man happy. She can always cheer you up and is a lot of fun to do stuff with. She doesn’t take life too seriously and laughs about basically everything, which isn’t annoying because her smile and her laugh are both very beautiful. Kasvens usually have very long, gorgeous brown hair and nostrils that show so much it’s funny but doesn’t look like a pignose. Even tho Kasvens usually have an awful eyesight, every girl wishes she could be one.
Wow, that girl is so stupid and talented at the same time, I bet she’s a Kasven
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Kasven by Kasvenfangirl221 June 3, 2018
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A sexy mother fucker
Kaiven is fine asf
kaiven by ASHXBDCHJ November 13, 2017
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Kalven is a person who can make your day whenever you're down. a person who is not a cheater and is completely faithful to the person he loves. he's committed and driven. he's the type of guy who wants to live life to the fullest. he may lose his temper easily and can't be all too understanding but it's his only defense mechanism. he's loud. and freakishly AMAZING. he 's wild and really fun to be around. he's the type of guy that all the girls want. a chick magnet. also annoyingly happy and hyper, in a good way. simply just a kalven. often has a small butt also.
Bro' i wish i was a Kalven, that would be the sexiest shit ever.
Man Katey the perfect guy for me would be like a Kalven.
Kalven by bubbahlove29 January 10, 2012
The most adorable-est guy ever ! The guy that knows how to make any girl feel beauitful, loved, and happy. No matter what. The perfect guy, has the looks, personality, and everything else.
What every girl dreams of, he is a major BABE !

The smooth talker <3
The sweetheart, someone that nobody will ever want to lose, someone that can be in someones life for a long amount of time without any problems.

He doesn't only have the looks but he has everything else inside of him, he's honest loyal and caring. Nobody could ever compare to him, he is ONE IN A MILLION.<333
WOW, Kasen is amazing<3
Kasen by ashydaisy098 May 22, 2011
Kayven is the kind of guy you can’t find. He has mood swing depression and maybe even anxiety but he can never stay mad at you. He couldn’t be and player but he will never hurt you. You couldn’t and shouldn’t let him go! He is small but can take you down any second if you mess with the people he loves and adores. He will always have a place in your heart if your friends or lovers. When he tells you he loves you he actually means it.
Kayven is smart and handsome.
Kayven by Dilon March 5, 2019

kastenize 

The act of insulting or making fun of someone, in a bias or non bias way, who contradicts your ideas, opinions or beliefs.
Neil K. kastenizes like it's (-25) his job.
kastenize by IN5ID3M4N June 4, 2009

[Kalven Crockford] 

(adj.) A sped. An outcast. This person is often linked to the fairytale Repunsal. One one person loves then. This person is cool, but still a huge retard.
[Kalven Crockford] by Deejay2260 October 16, 2008
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