Kasnoozle 

To sleep, pronounced cer-snooz-all ( I think) sometimes mis-pronounced cer-snozz-all which I'm sure you will agree with me sounds silly. It has been known for kasnoozle to be delayed by pesky dads planting plastic insects in your bed to scare you. This is best countered by shaking your fist at them and growling "Oh Yeah!"

Kasnoozle is best enjoyed while wearing jim jams apparently , this claim is yet to be proven, I believe it is highly doubtful.

First entered into mainstream usage on the 11th of December 2006
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Also a pungent smell.

Some cool person - "better go kasnoozle"

Slightly less cool person - "are you just making this up?"

Some cool person - "yeh i made that one up"

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Fred - "Crikey, that pandas feet are giving off a right Kasnoozle!"

Kasnoozle by Vanessa W December 13, 2006

Kasmoopled 

To be slapped fiercely with a J-cloth or a Shamwow after being shot in the arm by an air pistol.

Jerry: Hey, pretty lady, wanna go back to my place and get kasmoopled?
Habibette: NO WAY BITCHFACE
See Steal

Kasmoopled by Miguel_Rodriguez September 11, 2011

Kanoodlebird 

People engaging in excessive cuddling the public simply does not need to see. Like birds in mating season.

All right you kanoodlebirds get off of each other right now or you’ll both have detention.

Kanoodlebird by Misterlady March 23, 2019

Douche Kanoodler 

A douche kanoodler is someone so douchey that their douchiness screams I'm a douche. A douche kanoodler cheats on his girlfriends multiple times a day. Douche kanoodlers suck at life so bad their douchiness stinks up everything around them.

Dude your beyond an ass douche your a douche kanoodler

Douche Kanoodler by lizzchick September 16, 2011

kanoodle

the act of sexual intercourse.

"who would you kanoodle with first?"
"i would kanoodle with kale and then taco because kale is hot."

kanoodle by deathfish October 3, 2020

kamboozled 

to have misfortunate brought upon you by an unlikely sequence of events.

you've been kamboozled ,

oh no, I've been kamboozled ,
watch out, you'll get kamboozled ,
who is next to be kamboozled?

kamboozled by beansbaxter August 19, 2010

Kazoozle

A Wonka candy something like SweeTarts Rope. According to Wonka.com it's "The 'delickoricious' chewy candy that Feeds Your Imagination."

I bought a package of Kazoozles and ate a Kazoozle while thinking about rainbows and butterflies.

Kazoozle by Peppermints September 15, 2010