Karmaic 

Karmaic (Car-May-Ick): adj

1.The present state of Karma. In the midst of Karmas wrath as resulted from a person's actions and conduct during the successive phases of the person's existence.

2.The current state of mind when in the presence of Karma

3. May represent state of being in the presence of a Karmaic being such as Karma (n) herself or the oversee'er of the karmaic action taking place.

Any and all actions resulting in communication with Karma (n) are Karmaic, however these actions are not a predetermined fate and rather have option to manupulate any given situation, Unless Karma has Karmaic intentions to unleash unto thee like lethal fury, well then,... yer screwed. The ending result will not only be Karmaic, but was pre-meditated as fate during the Pre-Karmaic process to give a full representation of a Karmaic effect, known as Catacalysmic Karmaic event, being Karmaic in multiple aspects.

Most all Karmaic actions are brought upon by the Karmaic inductee, and thus the Karmaic nature will be determined as a direct/indirect result of their conduct, weather good or bad.

1.The recent play of events have left me in Karmaic overload

2.I am in absolute Karmaic disbelief that I cannot escape karmas wrath... (Its a good thing for some and NOT so good for others)

3.I spent the whole day with Karma (n), Im startin to feel a little Karmaic, she then proceeded to unleash a Karmaic Beatdown for falsely defining Karmaic actions, resulting in a Cataclalysmic Karmaic event of something fierce!

Thank You Karma!

Karmaic by Karma's lil helper July 28, 2009

karmacinoma 

A cancer of the soul caused by a douchebag insane enough to spread bullshit news of illness and death about their loves ones; in order to pathetically evoke the sympathy of others.

Hey man, did you hear Jenkins has Karmacinoma, his dead sister came back to life.

karmacinoma by Tambell September 17, 2018

karmatic

As a result of karma, also related to irony. Usually used to describe an action that has been influenced by karma.

Luke:Hey dude, I think I broke my finger from trying to beat these kids up last night for no reason.

Brendan:Shit man, that so karmatic!

karmatic by Fifaking7 November 4, 2011

karmaclismic 

When karma hits back like a muthafucka, and the whole house of cards that is your life comes crumbling down.

Due to an onrush of karmaclismic events, Howie's life fell apart around him. Maybe he shouldn't have always badmouthed handicapped people.

karmaclismic by Haggymania October 15, 2011

karmic backlash

When things go smoothly for a period of time and you're enjoying life, karma finds its way back to you and fucks things up.

I had the best November but I'm getting karmic backlash and December is turning out to be such a drag.

karmic backlash by Yana TV January 21, 2009

karmic justice

When a random terrible thing happens to you because you did so many terrible things to other people.

Wow Julie got attacked by a dog? Well she did treat a lot of people badly, that's karmic justice for ya.

karmic justice by NYNinja January 7, 2016

Karmacinoma 

A case of cancer bestowed upon a person, by the universe, in retribution for being an asshole. The severity, prognosis, and degree of suffering endured by the deserving victim are in direct proportion to the scale and egregiousness of the victim's history of being an asshole. The majority of cases are not terminal, suggesting that universe intends these cases to be painful and expensive wake-up calls for the affected assholes. In terminal cases of Karmacinoma, it appears that the universe is unleashing its oncogenic wrath as a means of purging the most flagrant assholes from society.

Upon contracting Karmacinoma, no acts of contrition, apologies, or promises to modify behavior have been shown to mitigate the severity or duration of the disease. In cases where the victim survives the illness, such acts and sustained follow-though on them have been shown to extend remission, often indefinitely. Recurrent cases of Karmacinoma carry a 100% terminal prognosis, a clear indication that the universe does not appreciate disregard of a clear and intended wake-up call.

Research has concluded that there is some minimum threshold of being an asshole that must be exceeded before the universe metes out its malignant vengeance on a target victim, suggesting that the universe tolerates some level of asshole behavior. This finding is supported by the empirical observation that every single person is an asshole occasionally, yet not everyone has cancer.

Halpert: Hey, Pam, I just heard that Michael Scott was diagnosed with cancer.
Beesly: Yea, it's bad, Jim. They're saying it's terminal.
Halpert: Any word on what kind of cancer?
Beesly: Stage 4 Karmacinoma.
Halpert: It figures. That guy was such a major asshole.

Karmacinoma by Clark F. Kent December 6, 2019