Kapula 

An alternative name for a candy bar modelled cellular phone or mobile phone. Usually used by homosapian advertisers who work for high end mobile phone stores. Can be used as an alternative for mobly, candy bar or cellph.

"My kapula only cost €800. It has a built-in webserver and its so small it fits up my ass."
Really?
....This reminds me of AOTS episode with "served from the ass". A guy gets a kapula with a mini server stuck up his ass and then people access the website located in his anus. lol, what has this world come to?

Kapula by joukosalonen July 30, 2008

avi kaplan 

1. (for normal people) Avriel "Avi" Kaplan is a deep bass singer, songwriter, composer, arranger, and BBQ enthusiast. He is best known for being the bass in Grammy-nominated Pentatonix.

2. A sexy bass man that can shake

your insides like a wooden roller coaster. He is a He is a person that looks like a hairy baby. His Twitter is often confused for a food and BBQ update account. His hips never lie. EVER. He is a HUGE fan of dragons and Lord of the Rings.

1. It has been scientifically proven that Avi Kaplan sexually frustrates people.

2. "Lord of the Rings will always remind me of Avi Kaplan."

avi kaplan by SuperFcute December 14, 2014

Kaiulani 

She's the best! If you were to ever meet her, you'd be mesmerized by her beauty and her kindness. She has a heart of gold. Words can't even describe this woman.

Kaiulani is so cool!
she really is

Kaiulani by killuhkaren April 29, 2012

Kaulana 

This girl, shes amazing, her eyes will make you mesmerized. She is what you call your dream girl, and someone with unconditional love and die hard effort to make everything work. if you find her, keep her, for you will never find another like her. She fits every category to be a girlfriend, a wife, and even a caring mother. Shes probably the most goregous thing on planet earth and the competition aint even close. Be careful though, she can easily hypnotize you with her personality and comfortable vibes. From strangers, to friends, to bestfriends, to lovers, shes everything i need

I found my true love, and its Kaulana

Kaulana by 5-year-old August 25, 2011

kaputalism 

Capitalism when it is evidently not working well.

The economic crisis is due to kaputalism .

kaputalism by cha-cha-cha-charlie April 2, 2009

kaputa 

A simple word used for any word that you cannot remember, don't want to say, or simply do not know how to pronounce.
People often just ignore that you said "kaputa" and just pretend that you said the word that makes sense.

Do not confuse with the city, Kaputa, in Zambia.

Say you do not know how the weather really is:

"So how's the weather outside?"

"It's quite kaputa actually."

kaputa by K1NG WALNUT November 15, 2011

Kapulis 

Being successful with the ladies. VERY successful.

Check out my man Rachmany over here, went up to that femenina and he was all kapulis up in her face!

Kapulis by BFTA November 1, 2007