A GAY FAGGOT WITH A SMALL DICK. Don’t be friends with this son of a bitch. He’s always gonna rub his big ass in your face. This motherfucker slept with my mom and girlfriend. SMH
A portmanteau of the Filipino words "kabítan" (having a mistress) and "telesérye"(a type of telenovela in the Philippines). It is a teleserye genre that always has its plot involved to a two people in a relationship and where one of them has another lover.
"Puro Kabitan-serye na lang ang laging pinapalabas nila sa TV! Wala namang natutunan diyan ang kabataan!"
(All they show in the TV are just kabitan-seryes! The youth does not even learn anything on these!"
A complete bitch, his existence is a mistake, he’s definitely gay and pretend to like girls to hide it. He’s also very stupid and failed every subjects.
What’s 1+1?
Kabishan: 1
Emily: omgg why did you asked him that? Don’t you know that he got no IQ and his existence is a big mistake?
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.