A GAY FAGGOT WITH A SMALL DICK. Don’t be friends with this son of a bitch. He’s always gonna rub his big ass in your face. This motherfucker slept with my mom and girlfriend. SMH
A portmanteau of the Filipino words "kabítan" (having a mistress) and "telesérye"(a type of telenovela in the Philippines). It is a teleserye genre that always has its plot involved to a two people in a relationship and where one of them has another lover.
"Puro Kabitan-serye na lang ang laging pinapalabas nila sa TV! Wala namang natutunan diyan ang kabataan!"
(All they show in the TV are just kabitan-seryes! The youth does not even learn anything on these!"
A complete bitch, his existence is a mistake, he’s definitely gay and pretend to like girls to hide it. He’s also very stupid and failed every subjects.
What’s 1+1?
Kabishan: 1
Emily: omgg why did you asked him that? Don’t you know that he got no IQ and his existence is a big mistake?
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.