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KYrispy Kreme

You put a Krispy Kreme doughnut over a girl’s asshole, then fuck the doughnut and her asshole at the same time. Your cock will get all glazed, and just as you’re about to cum, she goes ATM and gets a glazed, creme-filled treat.
I KYrispy Kremed my girlfriend last night, and her breath smells better than it would have if I hadn't.
by Buckeye Pilot May 14, 2016
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High as fuck and your eyes are glazed over like a krispy kreme donut.
Holy shit peters has got those krispy kreme eyes..lookin glossy as fuck.
by pioneers89 December 4, 2009
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Krispy Kreme

NOUN - A donut, once eaten, makes the victim want more.
She always brings a stash of krispy kremes in the morning for breakfast.
by Enrique Perez November 16, 2003
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When presented with a choice between Krispy Kreme donuts and a beautiful woman, a smart man will choose Krispy Kreme donuts every time; both can be quite delicious, but the Krispy Kreme donuts will never expect a diamond in return.
by themadjackal November 2, 2003
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The act of making a girl squirt on your face by eating her out and then putting your face in the freezer until it freezes at which point you peal it off and eat it like a potato chip. Gurl you’ve just been krispy Kremed
That girls pussy tasted so good I just had to Krispy Kreme
by Luigi Malone February 9, 2018
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"COME ON MAN, OPEN UP, MAN! GIVE ME ONE MORE DONUT! I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK!"

-Man knocking at a Krispy Kreme resturant at 3AM in the morning
by A2P June 11, 2006
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Without a doubt, the world's best rapper. One time, he was swallowed by an anaconda snake. He then told the snake, that, he the snake had indeed made a great big mistake. All he had to do was go like "This" and just like that he killed him with his fist. This proves that Krispy Kreme is indeed the best rapper.
Tom: "Hey, did you hear about this rapper named Krispy Kreme?"

Bill: "No"

Tom: "He has 400 cars, 400 scars with 400 guitars. He has 400 houses, with 400 mouses and 400 houses. Also, compared to him, Jay-Z is lazy."
by Krispykremefan4life August 8, 2012
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