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krispy kreme eyes

High as fuck and your eyes are glazed over like a krispy kreme donut.
Holy shit peters has got those krispy kreme eyes..lookin glossy as fuck.
krispy kreme eyes by pioneers89 December 4, 2009

Krispy Kreme 

NOUN - A donut, once eaten, makes the victim want more.
She always brings a stash of krispy kremes in the morning for breakfast.
Krispy Kreme by Enrique Perez November 16, 2003

Krispy Kreme 

the undisputed Donut of the Gods.
When presented with a choice between Krispy Kreme donuts and a beautiful woman, a smart man will choose Krispy Kreme donuts every time; both can be quite delicious, but the Krispy Kreme donuts will never expect a diamond in return.
Krispy Kreme by themadjackal November 2, 2003

Krispy Kreme 

The act of making a girl squirt on your face by eating her out and then putting your face in the freezer until it freezes at which point you peal it off and eat it like a potato chip. Gurl you’ve just been krispy Kremed
That girls pussy tasted so good I just had to Krispy Kreme
Krispy Kreme by Luigi Malone February 9, 2018

Krispy Kreme 

Donuts so good, you'll suck a dick.
"COME ON MAN, OPEN UP, MAN! GIVE ME ONE MORE DONUT! I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK!"

-Man knocking at a Krispy Kreme resturant at 3AM in the morning
Krispy Kreme by A2P June 11, 2006

Krispy Kreme 

Without a doubt, the world's best rapper. One time, he was swallowed by an anaconda snake. He then told the snake, that, he the snake had indeed made a great big mistake. All he had to do was go like "This" and just like that he killed him with his fist. This proves that Krispy Kreme is indeed the best rapper.
Tom: "Hey, did you hear about this rapper named Krispy Kreme?"

Bill: "No"

Tom: "He has 400 cars, 400 scars with 400 guitars. He has 400 houses, with 400 mouses and 400 houses. Also, compared to him, Jay-Z is lazy."
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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