Jurassian 

A noun, Jurassians are fans of the Jurassic Park franchise and everything dinosaur.

In JP fandom there are different degrees, which Jurassians may belong to; the movie buffs, prospective paleontologists, the prehistoric fans, and the die-hard Jurassic Park fans. One can belong to more than one group. The most important thing to possess is a passion for the films and the prehistoric.

"Jurassic Park 4 is coming; Jurassians unite!"

Jurassian by monsters8403 March 17, 2013

Jurassic Prick 

An old man's penis

I watched Jurassic Prick on a grandpa porn website today and understood the true meaning of "Life finds a way."

Jurassic Prick by murribunda December 27, 2021

Jurassic Dork

A suspiciously normal looking fellow, who cannot understand why he is called 'Jurassic Dork.'

He becomes embarrassed, & responds angrily to people who ask him about his name, & then runs off -- uncannily mimicking the way a Velociraptor would run.

Bill: Hey, what's up, Jurassic Dork? Why do they call you that?

Jurassic Dork: <sigh> I really don't know! Now leave me alone, you asshole! (runs off in typical raptor fashion)

Bill: (seeing this, & pointing at JD) WAHAHAHAHAAAA!!

Jurassic Dork by The Creep1 March 17, 2011

Jurassic Park 

A great peice of Cinematic magic,

Welcome to Jurassic Park..

Jurassic Park by Rob T September 15, 2003

Jacassian

{From 'Jackass' (n) + 'ian'}

Denizens of Jacassia: a mythical land wherein emotional reaction without thought and discourtesy is highly prized.

Jacassians only value the worldview of other Jacassians. They do not wish to be bothered with reality or logic, but rather prefer indulge in low-level flights of fancy heavily influenced by pop-cultural memes, such as conspiracy theories, Greys, “Chemtrails”, and so forth. Anyone not of this worldview who questions it is considered to be an interloper who *must be attacked*, even if the information the outsider provides is 100% correct.

Their highest concentrations are found in larger urban areas and in online fora.

Those 'Ufologists' are some real Jacassians.

Last night, some drunken Jugalo claimed that I was trying to pick up his woman and took a swing at me, but I opened a can of whoopass on him. What a Jacassian!

Those Wikipedians should go back to Jacassia.

Jacassian by 7-eleven May 21, 2010

Jurassic Park Syndrome 

The condition arising when writers/producers feel compelled to put the focus (and spend undue screen time) on human characters in a movie that people are going to see mainly for its depiction of dinosaurs, giant robots, or other action/effects phenomena.

Yeah, the Transformers movie was cool.. when it finally *got* to the Transformers, instead of that kid. That was total Jurassic Park Syndrome.

Jurassic Park Syndrome by CaptainScorpio September 30, 2008

Jurassic Park 3 

basically an amalgamation of all the cool bits left out of the jurassic park books rolled into a mediocre movie.

"hey the new jurassic park 3 movie looks good"

"no it doesnt, how did you get in my house?"

Jurassic Park 3 by alangrantdigshere October 4, 2008