Jumaculate

Used to describe something in immaculate condition or very well presented. Originated in Canberra, Australia around 2002...

I called him up and had a look at it for you and the front bumper-bar chrome is jumaculate but the rest of the car is ordinary.

by Garkus April 20, 2005

puke-jaculate

The act of puking and ejaculating simultaneously.

Buddy!!! I've puke-jaculated all over this floor!

by matt311 February 16, 2014

Defi-jaculate

(v) To spontaneously defacate while ejaculating

Last night, Lorenzo was sucking my cock and I defi-jaculated all over his chest, some call this the cousin of the Cleveland Steamer.

by J-Ru October 15, 2003

Piss-Jaculate

When a male and female are out of protection and birth control and the guy wants to piss in her to feel the satisfaction of release and not get her knocked up.

Man 1: Dude i need some protection, help me out.
Man 2: Nah dude i'm out, you should just piss-jaculate in the girl.

by Sh_ayy April 12, 2010

Meal jaculate

When you over eat to the point of being sick. Then masterbate to fat girl porn.

Cant wait to finish the 3 stacks of pancakes so I can meal jaculate .

by The ANGRYGINGER December 13, 2020

jaculate

Something someone does when they see Kim Kardashian’s giant butt

I just jaculated to her

by That banana man October 26, 2017

E-jaculate

What you do while watching porn on the internet

I just E-jaculated just before the cops broke the door down

by fuckidunno October 12, 2011