Juffaho 

tha most hardcore juggalo wanna be, they dont kno shit bout what being a juggalo is and they do it for attention.

"that bitch is a juffaho"
"true dat, tha juffaho can blow me but afterwards ill have to kill her, cuz shes a juffaho"
"dave your such a juffaho" "my names not dave" "then gtfo of here steve" "my name is ted.."

Juffaho by Tha Fresh Ass Juggalo December 18, 2004

jaffaholic 

One that is addicted to Jaffa Cakes.

Signs of being a Jaffaholic:

1.) Ever feeling the need to Cut down Jaffa Cake Consumption.
2.) Ever being Annoyed by someone criticizing your Jaffa Cake consumption.
3.) Ever feeling Guilty about eating Jaffa Cakes
4.) Ever feeling like you need an Eye Opener Jaffa Cake to steady your nerves.

Effects include heavy weight gain, destruction of social lives and withdrawl symptoms.

Mary claimed she "only ate socially", but in fact she would often curl up at the bus station with 5 or 6 boxes of Jaffa Cakes, devouring them in the space of 15 minutes. She would then struggle home.

She soon came to realise that she was a jaffaholic.

jaffaholic by Your Uncle Cordelia October 8, 2006

Juffah

A derogatory term used to describe a slapper or whore who fake tans too much. Origins are thought to be derived from two words: Jaffa (describing orange coated chocolate) and fah (a loser/fag).

Juffahs wear too much makeup, fake tan and slutty clothes, and most men find them extremely attractive, especially when they are in hoards. See the Cheerleader effect . You see, Juffahs are rarely alone; friends of juffahs are juffahs.

In the unlikely circumstance that a Juffah has none of her own near her, in an effort to make friends, Juffahs chew gum and flick their peroxided blonde hair (while they have black drawn in eyebrows), much to little prevail.

They commonly wear orange hues, which renders confusion from everyone surrounding them because they appear naked.

In short, juffah is a term to describe a female common all over australia, particularly those who believe they are cursed with Anglo Saxon Skin. They love shopping, and the best means of identifying them is by their skin colour, clothes, bleached hair and muscly boyfriends.

Three bitches are at the beach having a good time, until they look over to a large group of girls who all share very similar features.

girl 1: "check out that group of girls over there"
girl 2: "yeah, they're pretty hot"
girl 3: "they're juffahs"
girl 2: (raising an eyebrow) "juffahs?"
girl 3: "whores"
girl 1: "yeah, those juffahs are so orange they blend into the sand. i'm surprised we can even see them."

Juffah by Juffah by nature August 31, 2010

Juffalo 

An extra-superficial "fan" of ICP/Psychopathic Records; a punk-ass that just ran out and bought all of ICP/Psychopathic's albums yesterday and claims that they are a "true" Juggalo.

I got all your albums. I just got them yesterday, but I'm definitely a Juffalo!

Juffalo by Aintyo Bidness August 14, 2003

Juffalo 

Possibly the most anoying word ever. Juffalo refers to an Icp fan who only listens to it because they think it will make them cool. Juffalos often know absolutely nothing about ICP or any other horrocore music. Ironically, Juffalo is more often used by juffalos to describe real juggalos than the other way around. Ussually speaks in supposedly black slang that even black people cant understand. See also poser

Juffalo: Nyikka Yo' isnt down bitch boi mathafackoo! you only gots like nine albums.
Juggalo: What does Icp stand for?
Juffalo: Haay mayin fack you! Of course I be knowin dat shit! It mean Incredibly Crazy People you ignant nyikka!

Juffalo by ChuckNorrisKilledBobSaget February 9, 2006

juffalo/juggahoe 

Some one that acts down with the clown but really isn't kinda like a poser except with a juggalo/jugalette.


Juffalo-male
juggahoe-female

I went and bought em all yesterday
but im definitely a Juffalo

juffalo/juggahoe by double d block March 10, 2005

Juffalo 

Somebod who just claims juggalo just to get "freinds" and act tough, someone who wouldn't be accepted without the term. No matter how much the know about Pcyhopathic or if they claim to belive in the dark carnival the still can be a juffalo. Basiclly anyone who want's to be "with" juggalos instead of just likeing the band.
See juggalo

"I got all your albums, I just got them yesterday, but I'm definitely a Juffalo!"

Juffalo by G. Sponge February 29, 2004