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Person 1: *adjusts glasses* I'm a discord mod.
Person 2: Bro you're acting like such a jozzi.
jozzi by m2345m April 13, 2021
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jozza • jozzer • jozzi • jozzelle • Jozzie • jozzin • Jozzing • jozzler • Jozzed • jozzel
To photobomb a subject while making a jizz face.
1) Dude, you totally jozzed in this photo. Looks like straight from porn!
2) IKR, I just love jozzing.
jozzing by PHrag March 10, 2014
A current and much more sexier way of saying jizzed.
D: I just jozzed at the thought of that.

S: I tend to do that. ;D
A colloquial Australian, specifically Melbourne term referring to a joint.
"Oy Tommy! Pass round the jozza!"
jozza by Leemsa January 4, 2008
A person with a simplistic mental attitude who initiates a course of action without having the mental capacity or ability to understand or foresee the probable consequences.
"Just look at that stupid Jozzler!"
"You stupid Jozzler!"

"What a Jozzler!"

"Oy.....Jozzler, now look what you've done!"
jozzler by Jeremy 999jackdawDaw November 11, 2017
Jozzie is a person who just makes your day no matter what, and can change your attitude in a second to be positive. She is a lil gay but not a homo. Jozzie may be picky, about food and guys, but is really good at making moves. She is extremely cute and anything she does is somehow cute. Jozzie has the COOCH and also wants COOCH, and is constantly striving to obtain the COOCH. Jozzie is the best kind of person to lay in bed and watch netflix with. Often times and E-girl, and likes the grunge era, but still likes new stuff. Jozzie is extremely a meme lord and especially for animals and the N-word. She is a 2000/10
Hey man, me and jozzie have finally exchanged the cooch.
Jozzie by Cassiusdog April 23, 2019
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Me: Poggers!
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