Jordon (female)

(Female) IS a beautiful girl with a fun personality and a determined mind. She does not trust easily and cautious of herself. Admired by many (especially men) Jordon will never be in one place for too long, she will most likely appear independent, petite, strong eyes and sweet smelling. Jordon will also have a ridiculous laugh!

Wow did you see her. She's a total jordon (female)

Jordon (female) by Totallytrue July 28, 2014

Get merch

Get the Jordon (female) mug.

See more merch

Jordan (female)

Jordan (female) is a Cute kinda chubby girl, loves her friends but is abolute ruthless if you piss her off. Doesn't give a fuck what she says or does and who she say it too, under no reasons get on the wrong side of this girl. You will regret it!

Jordan (female) is ruthless

Jordan (female) by lolpigde January 2, 2017

Get merch

Jordan (female)

Jordan is a girl who will play any guy that likes her. She could give 0 fucks about someone who has a crush on her. She likes to have a crush on a guy she has no chances with. When she does date someone she acts like but doesnt have feelings for her bf. When she dates someone she will still have a crush on a guy she has no chances with.

Jordan (female)
Guy1: I think I have a crush on jordan.
Guy2: She will play you like a toy.

Jordan (female) by Jordanhater#1 October 28, 2019

Get merch

bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

Get merch

Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

Get merch

Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Get merch

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

Get merch