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The epitome of an awkward raging douche bag. Most commonly a pedophile who fails several years of high school. Someone who doesn't give a fuck about their personal life, or the lives of others around them.
Dude, that John Cook keeps hitting on my 13-year old sister, what the hell?!

We were all having a fun time at the party until that John Cook showed up and ruined it for all of us.
by blueash0824 February 18, 2011
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