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John Burger 

A creation of Massa Kim after witnessing a nigger's obsession for meat.

The John Burger consists of a meat patty in between two more meat patties, so that you will never run out of meat.
John: Damn, there is no more bacon on this sandwich. *throws the sandwich on the ground and steps on it*
Brasil: Dude, think about your starving brothers in Africa.
John: I don't eat a sandwich if it runs out of meat.
MassaKim: Hey John, I'll create a burger that has a meat patty in between two meat patties, so that you never run out of meat, and call it the John Burger.
Brasil: Surely is good.
John: Thank you Massa Kim. You are a genius.
John Burger by BrasilStyle August 27, 2009
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John Burger 

A slur for Ugly white people ( Caucasians and those of the white race ).
"Look at that john burger at dick's sporting good's"
"Yeah fucking whitey!"

jonburger 

A nickname for a handsome man named Jonathan who likes to eat burgers without mayo or any other types of sauces, but likes to eat French fries with caramel sauce.
Restaurants tend to always mess up their Jonburger orders. Jonburger-type individuals will most likely get their meals for free. I love Jonburger.
jonburger by plumbum&jj May 2, 2014

Jonburger 

A burger cooked loudly at 3 am which wakes up everyone else in the house.
I crept down to the kitchen and made a jonburger, banging the frying pan and smiling knowingly.
Jonburger by inthebushes December 10, 2016