Joey Pouch

An average to skinny figured female, with a mound of fat (or in scientific terms: lipids) acquired around the lower stomach region. In turn, looks like a female Kangaroo's Joey Pouch. Which, of course, is the pouch that they carry their babies in.

Also known as "JP" for short.

Justin: Dude, did you see that chick's joey pouch?
Mike: Yeah man. She wasn't really fat. She was just kind of...
Justin: Yeah. She was rockin' that joey pouch. Were you mirin'?
Mike: That goes without saying, man. I love bishes with JP's. coolguyface.jpg

Joey Pouch by Will Powers March 14, 2011

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Joey's pouch

When two or more people have sex in a single person sleeping bag zipped all the way up. Not for the faint of heart. A reference to a kangaroo pouch orgy.

Matt: Tucker did you pack a sleeping bag?

Tucker: Nah I packed joey's pouch I haven't seen my girl in weeks!

Joey's pouch by Craizihorse October 16, 2014

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

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