The term 'Joe Holt' refers to the ginger species that resides in Woking College. This species tended to inhabit the busy metropolis also known as the 'LRC' until one fateful day that stupid bitch librarian kicked them out of the LRC for laughing like a little school girl. Nowadays you can usually find this species in the science block trying to catch up on their physics and chemistry, which I am led to believe they are failing.
This Species enjoys the company of girls with 5"2 legs and also likes to eat homo cakes like little chocolate whatchamagigs and christmas cakes, which will soon be discontinued and on that day, I myself will be able to laugh, for once, like a little school girl at the 'Joe Holt' species.
PS: This species will soon becomes extint when I invent the GI5 unit of MI5.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

*Pretends to cut wrist* hehehehehe
Joe Holt: *giggles like a school girl* (He's 17 by the way, this isnt good)

Joe Holt by Sophieyo January 7, 2009

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Joe holtom

Joe holtom

hardest person going. could aplit a rock also could be used as another word for i'll bang you out

oi i'll joe holtom ya
mate i'm joe holtom solid

Joe holtom by kloppdogs6 November 2, 2019

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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