Joe Holt
verb: To Joe Holt. To exchange homosexual anal sex for a payment in alcohol to the sum of two bottles of wine (quality of wine not specific)
Joe Holt by JH's secret lover February 21, 2012
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Joe Holt
The term 'Joe Holt' refers to the ginger species that resides in Woking College. This species tended to inhabit the busy metropolis also known as the 'LRC' until one fateful day that stupid bitch librarian kicked them out of the LRC for laughing like a little school girl. Nowadays you can usually find this species in the science block trying to catch up on their physics and chemistry, which I am led to believe they are failing.
This Species enjoys the company of girls with 5"2 legs and also likes to eat homo cakes like little chocolate whatchamagigs and christmas cakes, which will soon be discontinued and on that day, I myself will be able to laugh, for once, like a little school girl at the 'Joe Holt' species.
PS: This species will soon becomes extint when I invent the GI5 unit of MI5.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
This Species enjoys the company of girls with 5"2 legs and also likes to eat homo cakes like little chocolate whatchamagigs and christmas cakes, which will soon be discontinued and on that day, I myself will be able to laugh, for once, like a little school girl at the 'Joe Holt' species.
PS: This species will soon becomes extint when I invent the GI5 unit of MI5.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
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Joe holtom
Joe holtom
hardest person going. could aplit a rock also could be used as another word for i'll bang you out
hardest person going. could aplit a rock also could be used as another word for i'll bang you out
Joe holtom by kloppdogs6 November 2, 2019
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