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Joe Flacco is the starting quarterback for the Baltimore Ravens. He's an OK quarterback, but he has to stop having sex with all these women. It's really ruining his image. If he keeps it up, he may lose his sponsorship with Dominos.

But, then again, you can't buy pussy at Dominos!

Voted thickest uni-brow by New York Times in 2009.
Joe Flacco has one of the NFL's most interesting lives, being born to a simple candlemaker in Delaware, and ending up being a crime lord for the Crips shortly after being drafted into the Baltimore Ravens.
by BennyG93 January 28, 2010
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Joe Flacco is one of the most ugly quarterbacks in the NFL, right behind Jay Cutler. But, both of them are the most dominant quarterbacks in the league.
Tyrone: Man, Joe Flacco and Jay Cutler are some ugly mutha fuckas.
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