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Joamette 

Basically has a brain the size of a small moon or a really big space station. Is super sweet and operates on a level of empathy and kindness that transcends that which is human. Mystifying and compelling, is like the infinite moebius matroyshka nesting doll of souls. Has a cute smile and hair like the better class of hippie.
"Man, how is Joamette able to make corellations like that?"

"You know how Isaac Asimov's positronic brain was basically a super dense metalic slab composed of billions of parallel connnected circuits? That is basically Joamette's brain."
Joamette by Haploduckus October 23, 2011
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A Trini term for a Brash and shameless skanky woman. What separates a jamette from just your average whore is that she is shameless and flaunts her skankyness
whheeyz, i hear that girl was real grindin up on shanette man in dat fete last night, she en have no shame?? acting like a damn jamette.
Jamette by redz1987 January 21, 2011
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joanette 

A cute addorable sometimes sexy person with a good heart,a littlegullible but very strong,a Joanette has a soft and tranquil voice that never uttered anger even when she is angry, a Joanette will make you fight for her cause of her innocent eyes
DAMN,she is so innocent so Joanette
joanette by IRON_TANK March 6, 2018
n. Trinidadian word for a highly provocative woman with a reputation for being more than just a tease. Also can imply a woman who is in full control of her erotic powers and is not afraid to use them.
Dem jamettes dem nuttin' but trouble.
jamette by redgyul April 2, 2005
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