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JOAM (also written with some or all letters lowercase) is the abbreviation "Joke Of A Man". Joam is considered to be an insult, and thus, it is a popular abbreviation among American teenagers. The word was believed to have originated at LaSalle University, and it has become a common word primarily in the North Philadelphia area. Words that are generally associated with JOAM include "clown", "jokester", and "joker".

As stated above, JOAM is mostly used as an insult, the severity of which is determined by the context in which it is spoken.
For example, someone might describe someone that tells tall tales and engages in ridiculous activities as a "complete Joam". In sentence form, it might be used like, "That guy is a complete JOAM". JOAM can also be used as an adjective to describe something (such as a location or item) if it is to be of 'JOAM status'. For example, the Home Depot might be rebranded as the "JOAM Depot".
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Joamette 

Basically has a brain the size of a small moon or a really big space station. Is super sweet and operates on a level of empathy and kindness that transcends that which is human. Mystifying and compelling, is like the infinite moebius matroyshka nesting doll of souls. Has a cute smile and hair like the better class of hippie.
"Man, how is Joamette able to make corellations like that?"

"You know how Isaac Asimov's positronic brain was basically a super dense metalic slab composed of billions of parallel connnected circuits? That is basically Joamette's brain."
Joamette by Haploduckus October 23, 2011
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joambofilled 

To be acting as if one is overwhelmingly under drug influence.
I Watched his joambofilled performance onstage lastnight.
joambofilled by Bomis Bakre Bamidele December 22, 2020
Boys who have this name are very loving , caring, kind and very down to earth
If you have a Joamet in your life keep them you are very lucky they care about you so much that they will do anything for you
joamet by Spainshbaby20 January 22, 2021
Joamalys is the best and she’s super hot too like omg anybody that looks at her will instantly fall in love
omg guys have you seen joamalys she’s so freaking hot
joamalys by deez November 20, 2021
You see that joamey.. hot.
joamey by anonymous November 23, 2021
joe loves naomi very much and they want kids and want a happy life and want 3 kids together :)
and they have sex everyday
joe and naomi ship name is joami
joami by spiderman3333 May 1, 2022