Jirair

A Jirair can be known as a brown child of the sun. They tend to have large eyes, and it's quite lovely. Jirairs can sometimes even resemble dandelions. If you should meet a Jirair, be careful not to mis-pronounce it's name, or else it may bite you. Jirairs have very sharp teeth. If you're thinking of taking on a Jirair in a fight, you should get a 9 year old girl to do it for you. Jirairs can be seen in the wild eating an assortment of fruits and vegetables. A Jirair's favourite activity is to hang around children's playgrounds in their navy-coloured vans. They are usually not seen without their Ipod, filled with lots of wrist-cutting inducing music. Even though Jirairs have the ability to be violent when provoked, they can be very delightful. If you happen to be dating a Jirair, it probably means they're in it for life so you should get used to having them around! A Jirair is a very magical creature.

Jirair: Hello, my name is Jirair.

Kate(unsuspecting girl): Oh, it is so nice to meet you Jee-rawr.

Jirair: NO, thats WRONGGG! *breaks Kate's face*

by teamCOOLBEANS! April 27, 2009

Jirard Syndrome

A video game term, where you die in the exeact same place more than twice.

Last night when I was playing Super Mario World, I had a serious case of Jirard Syndrome; I kept jumping into the same hidden block over and over again.

by Wilseph May 30, 2015

Jirai Kei

Jirai Kei (地雷系), meaning "landmine-type", is a Japanese slang term used in a derogatory manner to label someone as "ticking time bomb". Just like with a real landmine, they are not recognisable as such until making a wrong step that's triggering an explosion.

Below, the main characteristics of a landmine-type:
- emotional instability
- attention seeker
- easily triggered
- manipulative
- obsessive

Since 2020, the term has also become the name of a stereotype and character trope along the lines of "yandere", which attributes the previously mentioned traits to girls who wear dark alternative fashion styles.

"There are many girls who might look Jirai Kei at first glance, but in truth that's just stereotyping them as a real landmine isn't visible."

by Kurumi Nanase February 5, 2023

Jiraiya

1.Who Naruto calls Pervy Sage.
2.A dirty old man, about 50yo.
3.The Author of Come Come Paradise(Icha Icha Paradise)
4.A disciple of the Third Hokage.
5.His fellow teammates were Tsunade and Orichimaru.
6.Minato Namikaze's leader

Pervy Sage Jiraiya is a dirty old man.

by Andreasantoni June 12, 2008

jiraiya

1) An old man (preferably over 50) that is obsessed with high school girls.

2) A Pervert who also is flamboyantly dramatic

3) One who can turn its hair into spikes.

4)A man who gets drunk at sake bars using his fallower's money.

5)One who's obsession with women out weighs his wisdom.

6)see pervert hermet

7)see Thomas

The pervert hermet, jiraiya was caught sneaking into the women's hotsprings.

by RAVENX April 13, 2006

Jiraiya

Jiraiya was a student of the 3rd hokage and also was the sensei of the future 4th hokage. Jiraiya is one of the Three Legendary Sennin's, with Tsunade and Orochimaru. He is the "Rock" as the three are heavily based off the "Rock, Paper, Scissors" game, or also known as Janken.
You first see him peeping in the women bathing place to "collect material". Naruto then gave him his nickname "Ero-sennin". Although he is kinda stupid and funny, he truly is a master ninja. He teaches Naruto to control his 2 chakras and to summon frogs.
As such, Jiraiya's fighting techniques are mostly defensive, His "Underworld Swamp" immobilizes a large amount of ninja's in a marsh, and his "Underworld Spines" defend him from any physical attack. He mostly relies on his summoning frogs to aid him, though he rarely summons Gama Bunta.
There might be a good reason why he specializes in defensive techniques, and that is because he a complete and utter pervert, who writes a series of books known as Icha Icha Paradise, a book Kakashi himself adores. As such, he has grown so adept at peeping he is rarely caught.

Also see Ero-Sennin

Jiraiya is super cool and powerful, but he's such a pervert.

by Freud December 8, 2004

jiraiyatard

Clapped person who thinks Jiraiya can beat Itachi, when in reality he gets destroyed. They like to ignore the fact that Itachi has amaterasu, tsukuyomi and the totsuka blade which are all one shot, and has reaction speeds comparable to lightning.
Usually have genetic disorders, and are missing a few chromosomes and got dropped on the head as a baby, resulting in an overly large forehead

Normal being: It may be a close fight, but tsukuyomi is a gg. Jiraiya does not seem to mind looking at Uchihas in the eye
Jiraiyatard: bUT, bUt... jIRaIya iS oNe oF tHe lEgENDaRy sANnin, aNd kNOws tHe rASenGAn

by Realist245 April 6, 2021