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jungle dick
1) A hairy, sloppy penis.
2) A condition brought about by having a myriad of different diseases and fungi on and within the dick. Imagine a jungle, a dark, damp, living, breathing environment rife with plants, fungus, cockroaches, parasites, germs, and bugs, all within its own little ecosystem. Now imagine that on your dick.
Aids, syphilis, and fungus combined = jungle dick.
2) A condition brought about by having a myriad of different diseases and fungi on and within the dick. Imagine a jungle, a dark, damp, living, breathing environment rife with plants, fungus, cockroaches, parasites, germs, and bugs, all within its own little ecosystem. Now imagine that on your dick.
Aids, syphilis, and fungus combined = jungle dick.
1) Joe never shaves his dick, therefore he has jungle dick.
2) Ben had sex with too many freshmen without using a rubber, now he has permanent jungle dick.
2) Ben had sex with too many freshmen without using a rubber, now he has permanent jungle dick.
jungle dick by fagmaster9000 July 19, 2012
Jiggle Dick
It's similar to tea bagging when playing a video game, except you jiggle your dick side to side over their face while squatting. It's also acceptable to smack them with it or dip it in their mouth during the process.
While playing a Halo multiplayer game, I was killed and tea bagged, so in retaliation, I gave them the jiggle dick after I killed them.
Jiggle Dick by Gunner BEAVIS January 10, 2011
jungle dick
Much larger than average penis attached to a black man. Might be their most important calling card. However, they cannot put it on their resume or, should I say, job application. They tend to be proud of it and use it for recreational purposes, though unwanted offspring who may never know them is often a by-product of this use.
"I swear. When you're at the gym, at least the white guys, and especially the Asians, wrap a towel around their waists when going from their lockers to the showers. But the black guys throw their towels over their shoulders. That way, their jungle dicks are on display."
jungle dick by highlyopinionated May 20, 2013
jungle dick
to describe a guys penis but not give enough detail to how it looks, leaving the other person's imagination wondering.
jungle dick by RAWFELCAWPTER May 22, 2009