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Jewtsu is the purposed misspelling of the term Jutsu.

A stereotypical view on people who study Judaism states Jewish people have a higher intelligence level to other people in the society, and therefore when they portray clever theories or create clever contraptions, it is said jokefully that they are using a Jewstu or Jew Jutsu.
Jewish man: I just figured out the 2,547th denominator of a quadratic when pie is replacing the 4th and 5th indecy!
Other man: Christ that is some Jew Jewtsu you got there!
Jewtsu by WhatsherfaceBBQ July 14, 2009
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jewtuber 

A youtuber who joins a minecraft server only to raise its queue times by ten million percent
FitMC...the biggest jewtuber of them all.
jewtuber by InvaderInvader September 3, 2020
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Jewsury used to mean charging any interest at all on loans. However, as even more jews became lawyers (and other so-called "occupations" that are committed to ripping the Goys off), "interest" became acceptable. After it became acceptable (remember, according to lawyers it was acceptable...yes, the jews leading the jews so to speak), "jewsury" referred to charging unreasonable rates of interest.
Today the term "jewsury" also includes other tricks to rip others off financially, such as the "derivatives" that served no other purpose than to make money for zionists while bringing the goyem further under their thumbs.

We see other obvious examples every single day. The outrageous interest rate and "late fees" charged by credit card companies (aka the same banks we all bailed out) is Jewsury in all its pickle-nosed glory.
Jewsury by Denny2 August 11, 2010

Jewsuals 

a group of Jewish people that socialize with each other on a very regular basis.

hybrid of Jewish usual suspects.
-Who was there last night?
-Oh, you know, the Jewsuals.
Jewsuals by C-Reit January 1, 2012
a person just like all of you
Hey look its Jetsun eating a donut!
Jetsun by Papagenu13579 January 9, 2010

jewsturbate 

To masturbate to excessive amounts of money.
After selling his 38 pounds of meth, Walter began to jewsturbate to the million dollars hid in the walls
jewsturbate by mr.manson June 6, 2014

Jewsus Piece 

Large blinging necklace containing a Jewish artifact such as a Star of David or a Chai
Gold, Platinum or Silver Star of David, Chai or Chamsa is known as a Jewsus Piece
Jewsus Piece by Pizzy123 October 7, 2010