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Jewtsu is the purposed misspelling of the term Jutsu.

A stereotypical view on people who study Judaism states Jewish people have a higher intelligence level to other people in the society, and therefore when they portray clever theories or create clever contraptions, it is said jokefully that they are using a Jewstu or Jew Jutsu.
Jewish man: I just figured out the 2,547th denominator of a quadratic when pie is replacing the 4th and 5th indecy!
Other man: Christ that is some Jew Jewtsu you got there!
Jewtsu by WhatsherfaceBBQ July 14, 2009
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jewtuber 

A youtuber who joins a minecraft server only to raise its queue times by ten million percent
FitMC...the biggest jewtuber of them all.
jewtuber by InvaderInvader September 3, 2020
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Jewsury used to mean charging any interest at all on loans. However, as even more jews became lawyers (and other so-called "occupations" that are committed to ripping the Goys off), "interest" became acceptable. After it became acceptable (remember, according to lawyers it was acceptable...yes, the jews leading the jews so to speak), "jewsury" referred to charging unreasonable rates of interest.
Today the term "jewsury" also includes other tricks to rip others off financially, such as the "derivatives" that served no other purpose than to make money for zionists while bringing the goyem further under their thumbs.

We see other obvious examples every single day. The outrageous interest rate and "late fees" charged by credit card companies (aka the same banks we all bailed out) is Jewsury in all its pickle-nosed glory.
Jewsury by Denny2 August 11, 2010

Jewsuals 

a group of Jewish people that socialize with each other on a very regular basis.

hybrid of Jewish usual suspects.
-Who was there last night?
-Oh, you know, the Jewsuals.
Jewsuals by C-Reit January 1, 2012
a person just like all of you
Hey look its Jetsun eating a donut!
Jetsun by Papagenu13579 January 9, 2010

jewsturbate 

To masturbate to excessive amounts of money.
After selling his 38 pounds of meth, Walter began to jewsturbate to the million dollars hid in the walls
jewsturbate by mr.manson June 6, 2014

Jewsus Piece 

Large blinging necklace containing a Jewish artifact such as a Star of David or a Chai
Gold, Platinum or Silver Star of David, Chai or Chamsa is known as a Jewsus Piece
Jewsus Piece by Pizzy123 October 7, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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