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Jewnugget 

Dimante, Walbenzo, Mercurio, Shadow

Another word for "jewbagel". A jewnugget is one who masturbates by rubbing cream cheese all over their body.
Jewnugget by Liltechdude April 4, 2009
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Jewniggerfuck

A shifty African American Jew that puts the sheeny curse on you.
Because of that Jewniggerfuck, Maury, I had a bad finacial year.
Jewniggerfuck by Juicy Ju December 19, 2011

jewnigger 

Someone who displays traits common to those of jews and blacks simultaneously. Jewniggers can be seen making money and losing it at the same time as well as working really hard and then taking long breaks, just for the sake of being lazy. Under most circumstances, jewniggers can be seen stealing from rich people (jewish trait) and stealing from poor people (black trait).
That guy in the business suit and his phillipino maid just got robbed by that gang of jewniggers.
jewnigger by Cyrus N August 6, 2006

jew-nugget 

A person of Jewish descent who partakes in the digestion of processed, crispy poultry.
Hey check out that jew-nugget. He definitely ain't on atkins!
jew-nugget by adaman February 7, 2008

golden jew nugget

A small bundle of metaphorical prosperity that is secretly and greedily hid away from the rest of society.
After taking all the kale and bok choy out of the crisper Alan discovered a cold frosty PBR and declared "well look at that little golden jew nugget."
golden jew nugget by EnDubbs January 24, 2012

jewnigger 

A person that is of jewish and african american descent.
Damn, I met a jewnigger today at the mall, what a rare ocasion.
jewnigger by Jason72087 April 5, 2006
I gay Jewish person.
After seeing Jake sucking Dales, at his barmiztva, dick I called him a Jewgget.
Jewgget by Cymarian March 18, 2007
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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