Jesuit Dallas 

The most chill school in the DFW metroplex. Although it isn't co-ed, all the bros get the girls often. The "gay jokes" are pretty funny i guess for some people, but whats actually funnier is that the people that tell them dont get girls themselves. It is for smarter bros than JP2, more socially adept bros than Cistercian, and more athletic bros than parrish. Jesuit is beast at the major sports: lax, bball, football, and baseball. They also have some other good "teams" that I won't waste time mentioning. Jesuit is so chill that students are allowed to watch harry potter the week befor the new release, play ping pong, watch the world series and olympics, and have nerf gun wars in the library all during school!

Lax Bro #1: "Bro, where do you go to school?"

Lax Bro #2: "haha Jesuit Dallas man, its totally dank!"

Lax Bro #1: "I hear that place is so chill."

Lax Bro #2: "It is."

Lax Bro #1: "Nappy!"

Jesuit Dallas by phillyphromtexas December 15, 2010

Jesuit dallas 

Bunch of catholic pricks who think they are entitled but rather they are fucking religious losers who don’t have lives. Also love when they’re father (the priest) penetrates them

I’m a Jesuit dallas loser

Jesuit dallas by Fredster96 December 5, 2018

Jesuit Dallas 

absolutely fucking bitches who think they’re better than everyone else. surprise, you’re just an entitled asshole with a bad perm. they’re all racist, homophobic, and/or misogynistic and think that girls find “dark humor” funny when it’s really just offensive.

Person 1: You go to Jesuit Dallas? That makes sense.

Person 2: What do you mean “makes sense”?
Person 1: Oh nothing, just your bratty entitled attitude and lack of basic personal hygiene.

Jesuit Dallas by thecolourlavender September 13, 2021