Jazzy Juice

blue coloured juice that goes so hard

person 1: "yo pass me the shield pot"
person 2: "nah u bugging thats jazzy juice"

by ESDS2 March 10, 2023

Jazzy Juice

1 handle of vodka (the cheaper the friskier you will get)
2 40's of beer (any kind will do)
1 bottle of ANDRE peach champagne
1/2 frozen can of limeade (follow instructions for water)
1 frozen can of pink lemonade (same)
ice cubes
large Gatorade jug

= recipe for a frisky jazzy and rawrgasmic disaster

drink with caution ... this drink will make your panties drop

No need for an example of Jazzy Juice ... make it and share your stories with all!

by Frijazz April 26, 2011

Jazzy Juice

the most peak song, and the most yummy drink, its blue to

I went down to the local McDonalds
But they didn't have any Jazzy Juice
I sat down crying, with my dog
But we continued on
I ran 50 miles
They all told me, you'll never find it
The only thing you'll find is a knuckle sandwhich
So I asked my friends, and I asked my wall
Where is Jazzy Juice
I turned around and saw it with my eyes
And I ran faster than the sky
I was almost in reach, of the juice
But then my shoes were loose
I had to tie them
I looked up to see the juice being taken
I caught up and caked him sending Jazzy Juice to the sky
I planted my shoes down
It's heading towards the ground
And I caught Jazzy Juice
But something started coursing through my veins
My juice fell down and I didn't feel the same
Moon fries looking kinda different what changed
This song is going crazy it's about to go insane
My brother lost a game of Fortnite and he let loose
He got so mad he broke his legs and couldn't move
Now all he wanted was good ol Dr. Seuss
But hey what's it matter we got Jazzy Juice
I danced for hours with my drink, all damn day
Bustin moves all the way
I could not care less, about you
Even my family knew
I might be going crazy
I thought maybe I should see my brother
But I start to shudder at everything I've done
The juice had taken me
It took me so long to see
I don't want Jazzy Juice

by king sammelot the goat fan October 24, 2025

Jazz Juice

(noun) Mixture of equal parts valve oil, spit, and water- sipped from a trumpet mute.

"Ay ay, ay yay, drink Jazz Juice everyday."

by Lucinator69 May 8, 2020

jizzy juice

When one ejaculates into a cup or jar. After which the male or female consumes the seminal fluid or Jizz.

Dude, i was making jizzy juice for my woman and she got AIDS lulz! then she gave me assmilkyballs.

by skimmboarder August 8, 2008

jazz juice

That sweet nectar that comes after the jazz

i dont like to clean up the jazz juice

by M O N S T A May 11, 2018

Juice Bar Jazz

When receiving a BJ at the same time as a handjob, the dude nuts all over the girl's face and hands, causing her to attempt jazz hands to shake off the sticky result.

Person A: "So did she swallow?"
Person B: "No, but she did the Juice Bar Jazz."
Person A: "LOL nice."

by clivesbignight July 23, 2018