Jazz Apples

Ladies breasts, normally of a more modest size that can be easily held in the hand.

Shane: Have you seen the new girl in the projects department?
Jamie: You mean Becky? She's got lovely pert tits.
Shane: You're right, a lovely pair of jazz apples.

by manxman69 July 02, 2015

Jazz Apples

noun, Big fuck off testicles

adj, Jazzappling/Jazzapple - to teabag someone to Jazz Music or play jazz music using your balls.

(Also the name of a type of apple)

"Fuck off Jonny or i'll put my fucking Jazz Apples in your mouth."

"Seriously Jonny! I will Jazzapple your eyelids if you dont get your jazz apples out of my face."

"Holy shit Mark...That guy must have some serious jazz apples to fuck around with that guy."

"Nobody knows this...but Miles Davis...King of Jazzappling. Fo real."

by Babu Baloo August 30, 2011

Jazz my apples

To feel ready, hyped, or excited

I can’t wait for tonight, heard Mary is going to be there, she really jazz my apples.

by Speakachu805 August 18, 2018

Jazz Apple

Jazz apples are a type of apple developed in New Zealand. They are a cross between Royal Gala and Braeburn

Hey, Tesco are doing a deal on jazz apples, they're half price!

by your mum gaming April 24, 2019

Jazz your Apples

To grab someone ruthlessly by the balls and shake them

Jeffrey is gonna jazz your apples

by no02345t6 September 20, 2023