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Dayturnal 

The term used for the opposite of nocturnal by idiots who don't know the word diurnal.
Idiot: "Most humans are dayturnal, unlike raccoons and owls."

Others: facepalm
Dayturnal by crayonsaretasty July 6, 2011
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Dayturnal 

A moron's rendition of "diurnal," the actual word meaning the opposite of nocturnal.
John: I heard humans was dayturnal, them is the opposite of owls.

Me: Humans are diurnal creatures, not "dayturnal," you fucking idiot.
Dayturnal by Pnohmmin' It July 7, 2011

Dayturnal 

It's diurnal. A word uneducated people use to sound creative, cause they've only ever heard of the more commonly used 'nocturnal'.
Idiot: Karah is dayturnal because she wakes-
Smart person: Dude, shut up, it's diurnal.
Dayturnal by GodoftheGame July 7, 2011

Dayturnal 

The word retards use who don't know that there is already a word for daytime activity called "diurnal".
NumTung uses the word "dayturnal" because he's heard of "nocturnal" but never "diurnal." What a chump.
Dayturnal by punchy100 July 6, 2011

Dayturnal 

A completely retarded way of saying diurnal; the opposite of nocturnal.
Karah is dayturnal because she sleeps until four in the morning, is awake all day and passes out at 8:00

Oh, you mean she's diurnal?
Dayturnal by leggy_blonde July 6, 2011

Dayturnal 

The word people use to mean opposite of nocturnal, or creatures that are active during daylight. The actual word for this is diurnal, but they don't seem to teach this word in school much, so people for some reason invented a new name.
Preppy Chick: I'm so glad people are dayturnal. I don't think I could see at night too well.

Me: The term is diurnal, there's no such thing as "dayturnal".

Preppy Chick: Whatever nerd boy.
Dayturnal by Corey_Faure July 6, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
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