janoo

Janoo in Hindi means “sweetheart,” which they are if you are honest with them. Don’t get on their bad side, or they will cut ties with you. They are reserved until the latest Justin Timberlake song comes on, then they let loose! Janoo will not voice her opinion until she sees all the facts, and so she is a great listener. Generally, they excel at doing amazing eye makeup and are good at teaching this skill to others. Even if Janoo hears a song that makes her cry (like Children of the World), her eyeliner will stay flawless like her beautiful spirit.

Girl: I just want my eyebrows too look clean and perfect, like Janoo’s.

by Nerdsters June 16, 2018

Jagoop

Juh-Gewp

n./adj.

Any object that when inserted into the mouth brings oral pleasure; excitement of the taste buds. Also commonly referred to as a "schmook." A jagoop could be anything from chewing tobacco to "schmookie good" food.

Let's go watch some football and get a big ole jagoop.

That Chipotle burrito bowl was jagoop as fuck.

by Schmokie September 15, 2013

Jalooper

A slang term for a women’s vagina

“Did you hear about Tommy and Sarah.”
“Yeah I heard he put it in her JALOOPER”

by Thickdickdaddy27 April 15, 2020

Jagnoor

light of the world
light of my life
light of your life
light of all of our lives

I wanna be friends with Jagnoor because lit

by amsasux May 21, 2018

Jaloozy

Semen; male ejaculate

Damn bro you have jaloozy all over your room. I jaloozied all over that girls face from last night.

by coreykane August 1, 2021

jabootu

A mythological supernatural entity (demon, spirit, deity, etc.) whose purview is primarily to reduce the quality of films made under his influence; an anti-muse.

JOHN: "Did you ever see 'Gigli'?"

MARY: "Are you kidding? Jabootu's hand was all over that turkey."

by Paul_Chicago October 26, 2005

Jaboo0dyDubs

Known for dubbing infomercial videos and just about everything. Such as: Oxi-clean, Orange Glow, Shamwow, Snuggie, Mighty Mendit, and more! All videos include dry humor. Jaboo0dyDubs has followers. Also known as Poopitrators. Jaboo0dyDubs check it out!

Guy 1: Yo have you seen the latest Jaboo0dyDubs video?
Guy 2: Haha, yeah! it's so funny!
Guy 1: oh hey, i'm sleeping with your mom
Guy 2: What??

by billymayshere82 December 5, 2009