Dear Jane'd

To get rid of a girl who refuses to break up with you by making her perform more and more heinous and utterly disgusting sexual acts, ultimately causing her to utter the phrase "you're using meeee"! Consequently, she initiates the break up, never to be heard from again.

I Dear Jane'd that clingy bitch by nutt smothering her while ramming a popsicle up her ass.

by Frank Cincella March 20, 2009

Lady Jane'd

To jizz on a girl's crotch, and then shaving your armpits onto your jizz to give her pubes.

"I've been growing for six years to lady jane this bitch!"

"After I Lady Jane'd my wife I licked it all up because she puked"

by jfwsvfbeuiwvbw November 25, 2011