Jamtop

1. The male medical marvel for reproduction and glee (aka penis/jaint)

2. Any unspecified noun.

3. An exclamation of joy or excitement.

4. Celebratory greeting.

Originated in the Northern Counties of Virginia.

1. Just the first date, I ain't trying to get her all up on my jamtop.

2. Can I borrow your jamtop, mines out!

3. Sega Genesis? JAMTOP!

4. Yo, wud up jamtop? Let's start this party with a bang!

by The Dynamic Duo 138 June 18, 2011

jamope

Loser who specializes in ridiculousness .

Cathy works with a bunch of jamopes.

by BOS500 October 31, 2018

Jamlops

A word that is used in casual conversation to describe any person, place, or especially a thing.

A catch all term used to mean any person,place or thing.

I was going back home yesterday when that kid with the jamlops came up to me and said: "I am following you".

by KingDale January 22, 2009

jamtap

The act of continuing sexual intercourse when the female does not particularly desire to continue. Always begins as consensual, however usually evolves into non consensual sex, and is normally characterized by forceful and rough insertion by the male. Can be a result of a couple different things: the male taking an obscenely long time to ejaculate, or too rough of intercourse for the female and is usually considered as a little rapey or borderline rape. For some men, accomplishing this is a point of pride amongst their peers.

Girl 1: "So how was your night the other night?"

Girl 2: "It was going great until he started jamtapping me."

Girl 1: "Are you sore?"

by Jamtapper March 16, 2014

Japtop

A laptop made in Japan.

"Duuude check out this laptop"
"Dude screw that. It's a freaking Japtop."

by Karl Jakob October 6, 2008

jaxtopose

v. (-posed, -posing) To insert oneself into the subject matter of a conversation, in an unwarranted or irrelevant manner.
Also jaxtoposition (n.)

"I would have never expected there to be any way she could bring the conversation back to her, but then she jaxtoposed the funeral we had just returned from with this one time she went to a funeral."

by CLS Law Revue September 11, 2007

Jamtown

A place/area overcrowded with people.

I'm not going into that pub, it's Jamtown

by EmilioB July 10, 2007